Good Wednesday morning---half way through the work week as we Hurdle over the Midweek News Hump...in Israel the Likud Party with Benjamin Netanyahu remains in office....President Obama will send Bibi a poison pen letter of congratulations later
Today is Mar 18, the 77th day of 2015 with only 288 days left remaining in the year. Portions of today will be emailed to the Hillary Clinton I've Got Mail but I deleted it account.***
Some History stuff from years ago as we look back at the yellowed pages of time:
Vladamir Putin mapped out the future of the Crimean adding Crimea to the map of Russia on this date Mar 18, one year ago in 2014...Meanwhile President Obama remains keenly interested in the political issues cropping up in Russia and plans to send an elite force there to protest some of the political decisions being made
Happy 56th birthday to Irene Cara---She will be holding a Flash Dance Birthday party later today at Jennifer Beals house****
Why did the Chickendale Dancers cross the road?
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The Obama Administration known for it's Non-Transparency and Record of Denial continues true to course as having been the biggest censor of government data and deniers of doing so. For the second straight year, the President has refused to release information under the Freedom of Information Act setting the pace for being the most Non Transparent Government in the world. Why not? They operate on their very own MIB rules of disengagement
LOOK CLOSELY AT THIS PEN----IN A MOMENT I AM GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THAT I DID IT BECAUSE YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, AND BESIDES IF YOU EVER FOUND OUT I WOULD DENY IT ANYWAY. THANK YOU..SMILE AND HAVE A NICE LIFE.
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San Francisco is seriously considering a charter amendment to allow Teenagers 16 yrs old and older to vote arguing that allowing teens to vote will stimulate more civic involvement and inculcate a desire to vote that will remain with them for the rest of their lives.
Avalos told the San Francisco Chronicle, “I have seen the power of young people to be able to make changes and positive contributions to their community, and it makes sense to give them the
right to vote.”
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It's Not the approved Audobon Bird Watching Binoculars-Kim Yong Un gag gift for unsuspecting political spies
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Kim Yong Un is making his first trip to Russia-the May 9th celebrations marks Russia's 70th birthday victory over the Nazis and Kim is looking forward to a great time of wine, meeting with Vladamir Putin and break dancing in Red Square
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Penn State Fraternity Kappa Delta Rho has been suspended for a year amid an investigation that the fraternity used a private invitation only Facebook page to post nude pictures of women (unsuspecting, who were passed out or having sex, forms of hazing and drug sales photos were also posted. Here's a video of a recent incident
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The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is spending $15,000 to provide a metering system that will monitor how long shower guests take showers in hotels. Hotels are the biggest commercial consumers of water in the USA and the EPA is attempting to modify and change behaviors, if that doesn't work they will use their PSYCHO shower head system
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President Barack Obama has a stern message for the younger generation about their political priorities: care more about climate change, and less about legalising marijuana.
Mr Obama, who has been open about smoking pot in high school, chided an interviewer from Vice News who suggested that young people would view legalising marijuana as a top item when considering the president's legacy.
HEY KIDS, SMOKING DOPE IS FOR DOPES. BE SMART DON'T START..IT AFFECTS YOUR BRAINS, YOUR LUNGS YOUR HEART, STAY ALERT, DON'T CONVERT, DON'T BE A POT HEAD PREVERT. GET A JOB, DON'T BE A SLOB, DON'T TOKE, DON'T SMOKE DOPE.
UH THIS IS SOME GOOOD S**T...MAKE SURE OUR GOVERNMENT PHARMACIES ARE STOCKED UP WITH THIS FOR MY MEDICAL CONDITION.
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That wraps up today's look at the news as Remembered and retold by Brian Williams, who approves this blog as remembered and retold. Thanks for letting me into your Headlines. Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more weird news stuff from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination, may your house be safe from lions, tigers, bears and weird sign holders who have no political ambitions other than to hold signs
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