Tossing In Thursday News Towel

IT'S JUST THE DAMNED NEWS AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP TO THE FACT THAT THIS STUFF IS MADE UP BY HALF WITS AND FORREST GUMP WANNA BE NEWS ANCHORS


IT'S THURSDAY!!! Today marks the Fireside Chats so fondly conducted by President Franklin D Roosevelt during his administration. He held 31 fireside chats. President Obama tried it a couple of times, but, Big Step for Women's rights, as first woman Priest was ordained by the Church of England--and in SF in the 70s they were fortunate to have the first gun toting sister Dirty Harriet

I TOLD YOU TO PUT MORE MONEY INTO THE COLLECTION PLATE!

Child advocates: Halt production of ‘creepy’ interactive Barbie doll- Mattel has been working on the doll which uses wifi and a recording device to record a childs voice and play back into a conversation. The Doll is life like and holding conversations with it is easier than with most Blondes

Elephants are being used to sniff out bombs..the Elephants have a keen Sense of smell to help them locate bombs. They are being used by the Military. In the past trained rats were used to sniff out land mines from old African wars. In Croatia, researchers have tried to train bees to identify TNT....Elephants also have a dual purpose..after a long day of hunting for bombs they can serve as Massuesses...

Words of Wisdom...How they Ring out so True...

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NEW AND OLD  FACES OF REPUBLICAN POLITICS.....

Cantor, Boehner, Jindal, Bachmann, Ryan, Unknown Guy, Romney and Mc Connell..Being called the Republican 8

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President Obama has always said that his administration would be one of Transparency..Today, he hired his new Transparency Czar, The Invisible Man..



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The Hillary Clinton WE WAS POOR Tour Continues


AND I HAD NO ASSISTANT TO HELP ME DELETE MY EMAILS, AND I HAD TO HIT THE DELETE BUTTON 31,000 TIMES AND IT BROKE MY FINGERNAILS...I AM SOO POOR..

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TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES?
or do I?

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That wraps up this nonsensical look at Thursday news stuff, that is nothing but fluff made up from the darkest deepest recesses of my warped speed imagination. Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more Brian Williams memory makers for you to delete, may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Uncle Si look alikes