President Obama will take part in St Patrick's Day festivities today in the Wearing of the Green, the Spending of the Green and the Drinking of the Green. Hope you have a great St Patrick's day today.This is March 17th, the 76th day of the year with only 289 days left to read and forward those Hillary Emails to those on your list.
The first St Patrick's day parade was held in New York on this date Mar 17, 1762--
In 1950, scientists at the University of California at Berkeley announced they had created a new radioactive element, "californium (used to help start up nuclear reactors).
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Well today there will be parades, parties and of course the South by Southwest Festival taking place in Austin to Mar 22nd. On Friday, Former Vice President Al Gore spoke at the Festival and said that companies that ignored Global Warming should be punished, at which time he gave them this demonstration
also Kanye checked in on his version of the Global Warming issue, as he had nothing else to do last weekend
Comedy Central will eliminate any jokes made about the late actor Paul Walker during a roast coming up soon on its channel..Justin Bieber is set to be roasted on Mar 30th and left out any jokes about Paul Walker..however he does in the taping say he turned a jet plane into a bong...Censors will be standing by in case Bieber gets out of line
Coke is working with dieticians and nutritionists to change up its image and promote itself as a health snack and a best kept war secret
Comedy Central will eliminate any jokes made about the late actor Paul Walker during a roast coming up soon on its channel..Justin Bieber is set to be roasted on Mar 30th and left out any jokes about Paul Walker..however he does in the taping say he turned a jet plane into a bong...Censors will be standing by in case Bieber gets out of lineCoke is working with dieticians and nutritionists to change up its image and promote itself as a health snack and a best kept war secret
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THE HILLARY CLINTON EMAIL DELETE SQUAD
NFL Unwanted Quarterback Tim Tebow will get a Try out with the Philadelphia Eagles...Tebow has been passed around the NFL more than a counterfeit $100 bill. Maybe this time The Good Friar of University of Florida will land a home base where he can play football or be the Teams Prayer Warrior
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SO MUCH FOR TRANSPARENCY AND ACCOUNTABILITY
The White House is removing a federal regulation that subjects its Office of Administration to the Freedom of Information Act, making official a policy under Presidents Bush and Obama to reject requests for records to that office.
The White House said the cleanup of FOIA regulations is consistent with court rulings that hold that the office is not subject to the transparency law. The office handles, among other things, White House record-keeping duties like the archiving of e-mails.
The White House said the cleanup of FOIA regulations is consistent with court rulings that hold that the office is not subject to the transparency law. The office handles, among other things, White House record-keeping duties like the archiving of e-mails.
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THE OFFICIAL HILLARY CLINTON SEAL OF APPROVAL
That puts a wrap on this Saint Patrick's Day edition of Useless News You Can't Use, but it's environmentally safe to delete anyway. Hit the Delete button and voila' its cyber space trash, lost in the I Cloud of Confusion. Thanks for letting me into your headlines..Until tomorrow may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Drunk Leprechauns
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