Friday's News Buffet- An Assortment of Made Up News You Can't Use but Can Delete Anyway

TGIF...the weekend is on the doorstep..time to spread your wings and fly, or get those happy feet to dancingWelcome to the end of the Work week (for some) and for those that work on Saturday or Sunday---Sorry)..Today is March 13,This date is marked by Superstitions that have not been proven to be actually factual and by repeats of all the Jason Voorhees Friday the 13th Movies so if you are planning a beach weekend, stay away from one lake in particularand watch out for any wood choppers wearing hockey masks14 year Transgender Teen Jazz Jennings has landed herself/himself a show on TLC called All that Jazz...its a chronicle type event where it follows Jazz through the normal teenage life of high school, dating and sleepovers while avoiding male puberty..Police in Muncie Indiana found a Meth Lab in a Walmart bathroom yesterday...no word yet on Walter White--and Walmart isn't talking about the investigation except to say that prices for all products will remain at the EVERY DAY LOW PRICE guaranteed.

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An Indian bride walked out on her husband to be when he failed a math test...yes do you promise to honor obey and Calculate until E=MC 2 doth part?

Actually the groom was asked a simple math question : how much is 15 plus 6--his reply was 17...he was doing what is called the new Obama Math

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The FCC has just released its new Internet Neutrality rules on their web site..all 313 pages..have you read it yet? Neither have they!!! Tom Wheeler FCC commissioner is pleased as punch to release one half of his biography in the form of rules that are expected to keep the Internet free---but really, is it? No one knows, cause no one has read his book.

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Ironic side of the news...a new study indicates there are too many studies. 

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Well how about a remake of Fast Times at Ridgemont High? This one is an Italian number called Faster Times at St Vincents High..Starring Pope Francis as Spinozzi.

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And no child or FLOTUS will go Hungry

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US MILITARY FINDING IT HARDER AND HARDER TO RECRUIT..TURNING TO OTHER COUNTRIES..HERE ARE THE LATEST RECRUITS OUT OF FINLAND..THESE GUYS ARE SPECIAL FORCES AND HAVE EXTENSIVE WEAPONS TRAINING IN TOILET BOMBING, ESCAPE AND EVADE PANTY RAIDS, AND GENERAL HIGH SCHOOL HI JINKS.

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AND HOW DOES THE FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE SPEND HER DAYS OF RECREATION?

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This Weekend look for old Star Wars  classics..like Harrison Ford in Starwars: Yahoo News 2

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New Film Footage out of North Korea that indicates Kim Yong Un is attempting an attack on the US

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US Secret Service is trying to change its image with their new Recruiting Poster..
Well that's a wrap on this Friday the 13th Useless news you can't use, but it's fun to delete anyway..Until tomorrow or the next time I can dig deep into the darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination and pull out more made up BS to read, may your house be safe from Triskaidekarachnophobia (the fear of 13 spiders) and any weird kids on the block that may be skipping rope and chanting