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Latest Stock Indicators...Canadian Bacon up 2%...Justin Bieber Pelts down...
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Harrison Ford was banged up in a plane crash on a golf court yesterday. He sustained some non life threatening injuries. Ford was piloting a WWII plane and had mechanical problems when he had to ditch it on a Golf Course fairway..
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President Barack Obama’s November amnesty will give $1.7 billion in taxpayers’ cash to illegal immigrants, according to a congressional study.
The news emerged two days after top Republican leaders overcame GOP opposition to a 2015 budget bill that allows Obama to fund his unpopular amnesty for roughly 5 million illegals. You Can't Beat Em, Join Em..
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April 15th is about 6 weeks away. The filing of Federal Income taxes...known as Income Tax Day. (Really original-huh?)
Hillary Clinton is the focus of wrongdoing, again. This time using her private Email to conduct government business as Secretary of State. Now its becoming a problem for the Lady who would be President. And Democrats are thinking she might be weakened by this recent scandal.
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Meanwhile Hillary reports on her Financial Status in compliance with Campaign filing laws..she hasn't filed to run for President yet, but she has prepared her Financial Declaration statement
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ALL THOSE BURQUA BABES...
A group of Afghan men marched through the capital, Kabul, on Thursday to draw attention to women's rights by donning head-to-toe burqas that for many people worldwide have come to symbolize the suppression of women.
The demonstrators, associated with a group called Afghan Peace Volunteers, said they organized the march ahead of International Women's Day on March 8.
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THE NEW PEANUTS
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The White House is offering a series of Fence Jumping Courses for future Illegals seeking Amnesty
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Pennsylvania Avenue White House tour at night....what the White House looks like in the dark
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Colorado has unveiled the new Recreational High Clock that keeps track of your daily activities...just perfect for the Recreational Marijuana user
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Official White House Bowing Lessons continue..your instructor Bower in Chief
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North Korea gearing up for another Missle launch of a new guided missle...this news file footage from CIA spy phone courtesy Google
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April 1st is Open Borders Month in Texas..besides being April Fools dayFirst 5 million illegals crossing get Amnesty.....
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Portions of Today are brought to you by the Schizoid Internet--When Crazy is What you Google, Crazy is what you getThat wraps up your Friday edition of Useless news that makes great Water cooler conversation..Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more incredibly made up stuff pulled from the darkest deepest recesses of my warped speed imagination May your House be Safe from Uninvited NRA Gun Salesmen
Portions of Today are brought to you by the Schizoid Internet--When Crazy is What you Google, Crazy is what you getThat wraps up your Friday edition of Useless news that makes great Water cooler conversation..Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more incredibly made up stuff pulled from the darkest deepest recesses of my warped speed imagination May your House be Safe from Uninvited NRA Gun Salesmen
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