Welcome to the Weekend, officially on the door step..today is Saturday March 14, 2015, the 73rd day of the year and 292 days left for more fun filled Washington news Faux pas and unaccounted Emails. Speaking of which the State Department says that they just starting archiving Emails from senior officials until February of this year, raising questions about Hillary's emails which she said she automatically saved whenever she corresponded with colleagues. So it seems we are still in the dark--but behavior seems to repeat itself like history
Pope, on anniversary of his Ordination as the Pope- says believes he will have short pontificate--says he would like to be Pope but thinks he might be around only two or three more years and resign like his predecessor did. The main reason? He'd love to go out in Rome unrecognized for pizza--as they do not have a Vatican's pizza delivery. Pope is working on a new Canonization...he has issued the Holy See a writ to nominate a new Saint.Papa John- who will be Called St Pizzaria.
A first in Tax history on this date in 1923..Warren G Harding became the first president to file an income tax return paying a $17,990 levy on his $75,000 salary..
A Man's Castle is Is Home:
This Tuscan castle is up for Grabs and offers 115 bedrooms and 100 bathrooms- plenty of room to get lost and stay lost from the family and its yours for only 20 million pounds---no one knows exact location of this place but its a sure bet its no where near the Vatican- comes with 1500 olive trees and believed to have the ability to produce a hell of a lot of olive oil... |
| One Moment please, I have a few emails to delete |
Lies We've Been told
How the Royal Secret Police Train for a Sunday Morning Walk
LAST ONE TO THE FOOD STAMP OFFICE IS A ROTTEN EGG..HURRY ROBIN TO THE BATMOBILE..LETS DITCH THESE LOSERS..
As Opposed to...
HOT NEWS FROM TRUMP INTERNATIONAL RESOURCES
Question of the Day??????
Finally in the news...the National Audobon Society will be studying the advent known as Angry Birds syndrome at Bodoga Bay this weekend and want interested parties to bring their cameras and binoculars for a fun time of fun on the run
That pretty much wraps up this portion of Useless News for your Saturday..Content has been pulled from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination. Any resemblance to persons living or dead or in office is not only coincidental but intentional. All news has the Brian Williams Seal of Approval as remembered as closely as possible to actual events or not. Until tomorrow, may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Gun Toting Alaskans who Can see Russia from their Back Porch and Aim to Shoot at Russian Bears
OH LOOK I CAN BORIS PUTIN ON HIS PORCH FROM MY BACK YARD.
That pretty much wraps up this portion of Useless News for your Saturday..Content has been pulled from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination. Any resemblance to persons living or dead or in office is not only coincidental but intentional. All news has the Brian Williams Seal of Approval as remembered as closely as possible to actual events or not. Until tomorrow, may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Gun Toting Alaskans who Can see Russia from their Back Porch and Aim to Shoot at Russian BearsOH LOOK I CAN BORIS PUTIN ON HIS PORCH FROM MY BACK YARD.
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