Sunday, March 8, 2015

Sunday News Sips- Bits and Pieces of Made Up News Stuff for Your Coffee Klatch

Wrapping up the weekend with Your Sunday look at the news that is both enlightening, informative and has the Brian Williams Seal of Approval for best made up fodder for your Gossip sessions around the Water Cooler. Today is March 8, the 67th day of the year with 298 days left in the year for President Obama photo ops and Teleprompter Tours...Speaking in Selma Alabama on the 50th Anniversary of the March on Selma (Civil Rights), the President made a Passioned spirited Speech saying "We are Lewis & Clark, Sacajawea, Ranch Hands, Cowboys, huckster's, the slaves who Built the White House, Sojourner Truth, gays whose blood was spilled in the streets of San Franciso, and The Village PeoplePresident Obama also said there were voting laws that have been passed due to Partisan politics that have been passed that make it hard to vote in the land..Truth be known?...

In a Galaxy Far Far Away...Astronomers believe mysterious signals - previously dismissed as stellar bursts - are coming from an Earth-like planet.

The Gliese 581d planet has conditions that could support life, and is likely to be a rocky world, twice the size of Earth.

Signals from the planet were initially discovered in 2010, but last year dismissed as noise from distant stars.Greece in an effort to catch Tax Dodgers and fill their coffers to pay back a 7.7 billion Euro bill to Inter Monetary Fund is soliciting American Tourists to come and visit and be trained by Tax experts to wear wires and become spies on Tax dodgers in an effort to catch them. So far one tourist has signed up
LA PD unleashing its fleet of 17 helicopters patrolling the 469 square miles that makes up the City of the Angeles, in an effort to stop crime before it starts. The skies are filled with Copper Choppers looking for criminals from Car jackers to escaping inmates, armed robbery suspects and those that would break the law without any thought or regard. In the Northwest Oregon has unleashed the first of its Cropper Duster Crime Planes that not only searches for criminals but crop dusts fieldsHappy Birthday wishes to Monkee Mickey Dolenz, blowing out 70 candles.Other birthday celebrities...Singer-musician Randy Meisner is 69. Pop singer Peggy March is 67.
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March 8, 1965 US landed 3500 Marines as first contingent of American Servicemen into Vietnam to defend Da Nang Airbase....also gave Adrian Cronauer a chance to work on his radio skillsThe Central Intelligence Agency will make one of the biggest overhauls in its nearly 70-year history, aimed in part at sharpening its focus on cyber operations and incorporating digital innovations, CIA director John Brennan said.

Brennan said he is creating new units within the CIA, called "mission centers," intended to concentrate the agency's focus on specific challenges or geographic areas, such as weapons proliferation or Africa.












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Checking normal Vision Acuity and Brain Activity Washington DC scientists have a new Vision Test for Politicians
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Hillary Clinton releases her new Geo-Politico Album "Tea for the HillaryMan"..A collection of best read and written emails as Secretary of State. Plus as an added Bonus  her Book : Hard Choices and What Does it Matter Video Quotes 
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President Obama....CISCO KEED WAS A FRIEND OF MINE...

Famous Political Songs...Mitch McConnell

GOT ONE HAND IN MY POCKET, THE OTHER ONE FLASHING A PEACE SIGN

Quentin Tarentino revamping a Popular movie script involving a High placed Vatican Scandal
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THE NEW SECRET SERVICE PLAY BOOK


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PORTIONS OF TODAY HAVE BEEN LAMINATED TO PREVENT THEM FROM FADING OUT WHEN GOING THROUGH THE WASH AND WRINGER
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I'LL TAKE FOSSIL FUELS FOR $300 ALEX
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WASHINGTON DC IS THE WATER DRINKING CAPITOL OF THE USAFINALLY LAST NEWS NOTE...OF THIS INCREDIBLY MADE UP STUFF..THE NATIONAL ALCOHOL TASTE INSTITUTE IS LOOKING FOR BEER TASTERS, WINE CHASERS AND GIN GUZZLERS TO WORK AT THEIR NEW VENTURE CALLED...1000 SHOTS AND A THROW BACK...COMING THIS SUMMER AT A BEER BASH NEAR YOU..SO FAR ONE CELEBRITY HAS SIGNED UP FOR THE EVENT
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THAT'S A WRAP FOR THIS SUNDAY EDITION OF USELESS NEWS YOU CAN'T USE, BUT YOU CAN DELETE IT ANY WAY..KEEP IN MIND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD IS NOT ONLY PURELY COINCIDENTAL, BUT DOWN RIGHT SCARY..UNTIL TOMORROW MAY YOUR HOUSE BE SAFE FROM LIONS, TIGERS, BEARS AND VILLAGE IDIOTS


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