Sifting through The Sunday News Like a Coffee Filter

It's Sunday--Palm Sunday to be exact and how is it Celebrated at the Vatican? With a game of Follow the Bouncing PopePalm Sunday is a Christian moveable feast that falls on the Sunday before Easter. A movable feast is an observance in a liturgical calendar that occurs on different dates in different years. The most important set of moveable feasts are a fixed number of days before or after Easter Sunday, which varies by over 40 days. In Eastern Christianity, these moveable feasts form what is called the Paschal cycle. The Pope enjoys cycling around Vatican Square on Sundays after Massand hanging with his Homeys--the famed Harley Angels. Hope everyone has a happy Palm Sunday.

Today is Sunday, March 29, the 88th day of 2015. There are 277 days left in the year.
In 1974, eight Ohio National Guardsmen were indicted on federal charges stemming from the shooting deaths of four students at Kent State University. (The charges were later dismissed.)

In 1992, Democratic presidential front-runner Bill Clinton acknowledged experimenting with marijuana "a time or two" while attending Oxford University, adding, "I didn't inhale and I didn't try it again."Heck even the President smoked!!! Look at his first Campaign Poster which got cut from his CampaignBORN ON THIS DATE..CANADIAN SINGER TERRY JACKS...(POPPY FAMILY-WHICH WAY YA GOIN BILLY) AND SOLO ARTIST (SEASONS IN THE SUN) HE IS 71 YEARS YOUNG TODAY

Now to the stuff that makes the news for your Palm Sunday:

House Democrats Luis Guiterrez created a DO NOT DEPORT ME CARD as an Amnesty Alien safeguard to keep illegal Aliens from being Deported by INS when they are found to be living in USA illegally. Unfortunately it does not work for Teenage Canadian Teeny Boppers

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   ME YAMO IS JUSTIN BEEBER...YO, ME YAMO IS JUSTIN BEEBER, YO...YO DON'T SEND ME BACK TO CANADA PLEASE EHHHHH????
   
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   Michelle Obama's Lets Eat Campaign continues
   

   

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Taking Vacations at Tax Payers Expense!!! Try White House TaxRide.Com, yes the new Internet Way to book travel utilizing someone else's money while you figure where you wish to vacation every day of the year...WhiteHouse TaxRide.Com..Supported by the Occupants of the White House and used by Michelle Obama exclusively!!!
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This Public Service Announcement from the West Room of the White House:Conserve electricity, turn out the lights and make sure your Laser Light Saber Swords are turned off and charged nightly.

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   BEAUTIFUL SUNSET IN IRAN
   

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   HARRY REID WILL BE RETIRING SOON. ALREADY HE HAS ANOTHER CAREER THAT HE WILL BE WORKING IN HIS RETIREMENT SPARE TIME

   
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2. SECRET SERVICE STUDENT DRIVER

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   UH WHAT DO I DO NEXT?

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4. That wraps up today's totally useless news fluff, but its fun to delete anyway..Until tomorrow or the next time I can dig deeper into the darkest recesses of this warped speed imagination may your House be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Unholy encounters of a Spiritual Kind
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