It is Official!!! Sen. Ted Cruz is the first to enter the Political Fray for 2016 on his Presidential Bid for the Oval Office and the big bosses chair. Cruz announced in Twitter tweets his intention to run and ran his first ads in Spanish..Hola Mi Amigos y Constiuentes Me llama Ted Cruz por El Presidente of USA..afterwards Cruz asked
WHY NOT? I HAVE THE BACKING OF MOST MAJOR REPUBLICANS, I WILL SET MY SIGHTS ON LIBERTARIANS, THE LIBRARIANS, AQUARIANS AND I ALSO HAVE THE ENDORSEMENT OF THE CANADIAN HOCKEY LEAGUE!!!!
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BEHIND THE SCENES: It seems Pres Obama had more to do with the attempt to unseat Likud Party Premier Benjamin Netyanhu during the recent Israeli elections. The American Media did not report that the President played a bigger role in funneling tax payer money through Non profit organizations in an attempt to unseat the Prime Minister...however inside sources have found the bigger fish to fry and the SMOKING GUN!!!!!
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Poor Health-Poor Piggy Bank!!!
The Obama Care health law is having its issues with incorrect tax forms for tax payers on the health care exchange plans who file their Taxes...this is causing an issue in filing...Surgeons are being alerted for future extractions that could be painful with Wallet Removals.
This is gonna hurt your wallet more than mine!!! (Surgeon General In Charge Dr Barak Healthcare Obama)
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The Obama Care health law is having its issues with incorrect tax forms for tax payers on the health care exchange plans who file their Taxes...this is causing an issue in filing...Surgeons are being alerted for future extractions that could be painful with Wallet Removals.***
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Starbucks Baristas will no longer write Race Together on their coffee cups. That's the decision of Starbucks who has been catching flak from outside sources over its unofficial campaign to quell race relations and help Page Interns in Congress catch their breath once and awhile when running errands for Coffee
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| OKAY, DOUBLE CHOCOLATTE MOCHA LATTE FOR SEN DREW, A DANISH SQUIRT HIPSTER WITH CREAM FOR MISS PELOSI AND WHAT THE HELL DID HARRY REID WANT?
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THE TAX MAN IS COMING!!!! Stephen King is catching accusational flak from Maine Governor Paul Le Page who said the popular horror writer has not paid taxes. King is refuting the accusation and asking for an apology from Le Page or he will write up another horror story and feature the governor in it as a weird clown politician who eats his constitutents.
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| OKAY WHERE THE HELL DID I PUT THAT 1040 SO I CAN SHOW LE PAGE I PAID MY TAXES...WHERE ARE MY TAX RECEIPTS LETS SEE.... DID I FILE IT UNDER TAX PAYER CEMETARY, CARRIE'S POCKET BOOK, MISERY LOVES THE IRS, SHAWSHANK TAX RESOLUTION, OR .....
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THE CAR PARK KING IS REBURIED.... Tens of thousands lined the streets on Sunday to see the coffin of England's Richard III taken in procession to his final burial, five centuries after his battlefield death. The remains of the last English monarch to die in battle were discovered buried under a municipal car park in 2012, almost 530 years after he was killed in 1485. The medieval king will be laid to rest on Thursday in Leicester Cathedral, central England, in the presence of royalty in a service broadcast live on national television.
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The Annual Walmart Lower Your Reputation Nationally Competition continues with a chance to win an odd assortment color of Beach Balls. Competitors simply climb over into the bin to retrieve as many balls as possible while on National TV
 Walmart, Lowest Prices Everyday, even Lower Standards of Human Behavior.
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AWW come on just a little Sugar, Sugar!!!
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That puts a wrap on this Monday edition of useless news you can't use, but it's fun to read and delete. Make sure your emails are sure...Use Hillary Mail, the new Congressionally approved system of cyber trashing unwanted email correspondence. It's quick, and it helps to keep tabs on what you don't want to be read by any one else other than you. Yes Hillary Mail..the system that uses the Password; WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE, for a log in password and automatically erases your inbox of any emails that could be detrimental or unnecessary when you are considering a run for a higher position in Government.
 Until tomorrow or the next time I can pull more made up weird news headlines out of the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination, may your house be safe from Presidential Wannabees in 2016... |
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