Sunday, March 1, 2015

Sunday News Fluff

It's Sunday...March 1st, the 60th day of 2015 with only 305 days left for Congress to find some work to do...Portions of today have been recreated from bits and pieces of made up news remembered by yours truly and borrowed from Brian Williams to add more pizzazz, umpfh  and reality to the story.Big date in history...in 1790 George Washington authorized the first US Census when he signed a measure. The idea was to see how many Undocumented Workers had moved to America at the time.Happy Birthday wishes to Robert Clary of Hogans Heroes, he played LaBeau...he is 89 today..Singer Harry Belafonte is 88..Robert Conrad, who played James West in the popular TV series the Wild Wild West is 80 today...Actor-Director Ron Howard is 61...
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Eric Holder left the Justice Department amid congratulations for a "job well done", a large painted portrait of himand a crying President who will miss his "Boo"Kicking in Political Doors--the Things that People emulate...here's the popular Presidential door kick in from President Obama...now from former President George Bush..notice how he keeps his eyes on the camera?
Rumor has it that the Jeb Bush Bussed Supporters Trip will take place this weekend, when the gang continues their 2016 Presidential Road trip. Watch out and remember Republicans are on Board---give them Far Right of Way
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Indiana could be the first state in an effort to prevent abandoned babies and death to those left abandoned by adopting a new measure that will allow for incubators inside a large container known as a Baby Box.  Rep. Casey Cox and child-safety advocates say they're unaware of any other states that have considered the issue at the level Indiana has.DC has almost a similar item, but this one is for throw away politicians
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Space, the Final Frontier, and Boeing is working on Commercial Space Taxis---Public transportation will eliminate the clogged Interstellar High Mix Master in Rush Hour traffic...
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This week on Shark Tank---refusal to be prepared for the corporate sharks leads to consequences
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A woman's severed head awaits a new body, in the 1962 film The Brain That Wouldn't Die Scientists in Italy have detailed the possibility of head transplants with heads being transplanted onto donor bodies..sounds like the brain that wouldn't die. Apparently one scientist Dr. Sergio Canavero said the surgery could be ready as early as 2017..meanwhile Washington Continues its search for Organ donors and is soliciting some of the political aspirants who want to be the first to give away the one thing they never use..
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Breaking news....Paula Deen apologizes again, for the 500th time..
I USED PARKAY AND NOT BUTTER IN MY RUSSIAN TEA CAKES, I SKIMPED ON MY SHRIMP GUMBO RECIPE, AND I SHORT CHANGED YOU WHEN I MADE CROISSANTS BY USING THE LITTLE FAT DOUGH BOY STUFF..
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That puts a wrap on today's news stuff for your Sunday morning coffee klatch. This news is non fattening, as it contains 100% fluff in the content and is easy to digest, or dispose of by hitting the delete button. Thanks for letting me into your headlines..Until tomorrow or the next time I can make up more stuff for my Award Winning I Remember When series..may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Unverified news Anchors

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