FLIPPING THROUGH THE FRIDAY NEWS STUFF

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Welcome to the Weekend..it is on the doorstep..this is Friday Mar 27, 2015...the 86th day of the year with just 279 days left to cave in for other Iranian demands...yes the US caved on their nuclear talks---we let Iran have the upper hand except for what the President statedPolice in Anchorage Alaska are investigating reports of drones following children?Willie Nelson is pushing his own brand of cigarette vaporizer called the MJ Red Willie Vaporjuana Vaporizer. At 81 years old Willie still enjoys a good belt of Whiskey and a stiff hit on the vaporizer to help him clear his head and write more great songs..look for a new album called...I Smoke and Don't Think Dope Makes Me Dopey...with songs like...

1. I Was Blunt with my Sweet Mary Jane

2. The World is In a Haze and My Brain is Too

3. How Did I Find you In all This Smoke

4. Red Headed Doper

5. Me and Pot Pourri

and finally his greatest song to date...6. I Like Tripping

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In 1884, the first telephone line between Boston and New York was inaugurated. Not only was it innovative technology in communication, but it also brought about the new bargain wire shoe collections motif

This Is How TSA Decides if You Might Be Acting Like a Terrorist
Next time you travel, be careful not to complain about airport security.

Some signs that you might be a terrorist: blinking your eyes, yawning as if showing boredom or feeling sleepy, complaining about the airport security constraints...these are some of the Terrorist tip offs...and they even have it drawn out in Cartoon form what they consider terrorists as wellMore history stuff: Remember Nikita Kruschev? Do you love Hip Hop? The beat of the street? The Thug Gangsta Lyrics...the Sampling of Popular Music, the Bling, the Blang, The Bang Bang competition and shoot outs of Hip Hop artists---then you will love the new release from the Mathematical Hip Hop Group

In 1990, the U.S. began test broadcasts of TV Marti to Cuba, which promptly jammed the signal.

MOM, THE BRADY BUNCH WON'T COME ON...THOSE CUBAN GUYS ARE MESSING WITH THE CABLE AGAIN!!!!! MOM!!!! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!

Lights were switched off across the world from 8:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. local time to mark Earth Hour, an event organized by the World Wildlife Fund to highlight concerns about global warming.

Face to face at the Vatican for the first time, President Barack Obama and Pope Francis focused on their mutual respect and shared concern for the poor.

OH YEAH I GOT THIS COPY OF HILLARY'S BOOK, " SLIM CHOICES" GOOD BED TIME HUMOR READING.

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Happy Birthday to Quentin Tarantino, movie director/screen writer..he turns 52 today and will be busy reading a lot of Pulp Fiction while trying to Kill Bill on his Videoyou Inglorious bastards!!!!
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Hillary's Wasted Wikipedia Page...it says it all...back in time and combining the choice of your options

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That wraps up this TGIF edition of Useless news you can't use but it's fun to Delete anyway. Any representations on this page that look remotely like anyone important is typically intended as comedic license with not after thought of damaging said celebrity or celebrity's personality. It's all in fun, poking fun at the people in public. Until tomorrow when I can make up more disturbing news as approved by my official Censor, Brian Williams...in our Total Recall session, may your house be safe from lions, tigers, bears and whipped cream bandits secretly stealing your favorite topping from your fridge while you sleep any suspicious looking intruders who may pass as wayward relatives landing on your doorstep.

HEY, I'M FROM CANADA, THAT REALLY ISN'T A FOREIGN COUNTRY!!!!
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