that's why I am never gonna die. Nope, just drift off to sleep and move consciously into another arena
Fingerprints from today's news has been lifted from Brian Williams and planted on other news documents he may or may not remember. Any likelihood that these stories are his are not only ridiculous but unbelievable. In the news..this is March 10, the 69th day of 2015 with just 296 days for Congressmen to change their email addresses.There's lots of news stating that in the future the rise of robots will be prominent in all walks of society and that technology will lead the way with new advances in robotics...even shopping will be affected by the new drone shoppers called Termishoppers
The big news on this date....The telephone...In 1876, Alexander Graham Bell's assistant, Thomas Watson, heard Bell say over his experimental telephone: ''Mr. Watson — come here — I want to see you.''
GEEZ, ,MAN I KEEP TELLING YOU THERE IS NO WATSON AT THIS NUMBER...THIS IS DR. WHO'S OFFICE.
In 1880, the Salvation Army arrived in the United States from England. You remember them don't you? They had hits with ' RING MY BELL',...MONEY, THAT'S WHAT I WANT...GIVE A LITTLE BIT...THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET WON'T YOU FILL IT?
Five years ago: President Barack Obama denounced waste, inefficiency and downright fraud in the government's health care system as he sought to rally public support for his revamped overhaul plan during a rally in suburban St. Louis. Five years later and we have waste, inefficiency, and downright fraud in the government's health care system called Obama Care..
I'M NOT A DOCTOR, BUT I PLAY ONE IN WASHINGTON DC. JUST ONE OF THE MANY ROLES I HAVE AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. IN MY HEALTH CARE PLAN, IF YOU HAVE A DOCTOR YOU LIKE YOU CAN KEEP HIM, IF NOT TOUGH LUCK. IF YOU DO...TOUGH LUCK IF HE ISN'T IN NETWORK...NO MONEY FOR HEALTH CARE? MY BUDDIES AT THE IRS WILL TAX YOU ON YOUR FEDERAL INCOME TAXES? NEED A SUBSIDY..I CAN PRESCRIBE ONE FOR YOU, BUT IF YOU MAKE OVER THE AMOUNT REQUIRED BY LAW, I WILL TAX YOU ON YOUR IRS FEDERAL INCOME TAX RETURN. WELCOME TO HEALTH CARE..AND MAY YOU STAY WELL FOREVER.
HAPPY 75TH BIRTHDAY TO CHUCK NORRIS...ACTOR, KARATE CHAMP, FITNESS GURU ...THIS
MESSAGE HAS THE CHUCK NORRIS SEAL OF APPROVAL
ALL JOKING ASIDE
On the subject of Government exchanges and health care...the CBO (Congressional Budget Office) reports premiums for health care recipients through the government exchanges for Obama Care will spike. Costs are expected to spike 8 per cent a year to 2018 to offset costs for the law. Now you will have to pay a higher premium for the Government to surgically extract your wallet.
Teen burglars in Missouri thought they made a haul after robbing a house and stealing jewelry, cash electronics and prescription drugs. They also stole a wooden box with what they thought was Cocaine, which turned out to be cremated ashes of the house owners father. Here is the Burglar before snorting the ashes
and after...
Wow man what a buzz...
I'M NOT A DOCTOR, BUT I PLAY ONE IN WASHINGTON DC. JUST ONE OF THE MANY ROLES I HAVE AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. IN MY HEALTH CARE PLAN, IF YOU HAVE A DOCTOR YOU LIKE YOU CAN KEEP HIM, IF NOT TOUGH LUCK. IF YOU DO...TOUGH LUCK IF HE ISN'T IN NETWORK...NO MONEY FOR HEALTH CARE? MY BUDDIES AT THE IRS WILL TAX YOU ON YOUR FEDERAL INCOME TAXES? NEED A SUBSIDY..I CAN PRESCRIBE ONE FOR YOU, BUT IF YOU MAKE OVER THE AMOUNT REQUIRED BY LAW, I WILL TAX YOU ON YOUR IRS FEDERAL INCOME TAX RETURN. WELCOME TO HEALTH CARE..AND MAY YOU STAY WELL FOREVER.
HAPPY 75TH BIRTHDAY TO CHUCK NORRIS...ACTOR, KARATE CHAMP, FITNESS GURU ...THIS
MESSAGE HAS THE CHUCK NORRIS SEAL OF APPROVALALL JOKING ASIDE
On the subject of Government exchanges and health care...the CBO (Congressional Budget Office) reports premiums for health care recipients through the government exchanges for Obama Care will spike. Costs are expected to spike 8 per cent a year to 2018 to offset costs for the law. Now you will have to pay a higher premium for the Government to surgically extract your wallet.
Teen burglars in Missouri thought they made a haul after robbing a house and stealing jewelry, cash electronics and prescription drugs. They also stole a wooden box with what they thought was Cocaine, which turned out to be cremated ashes of the house owners father. Here is the Burglar before snorting the ashes
and after...Wow man what a buzz...
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Playing the Blame Game..Okay here is how it works...fill in the blanks...
Hillary Clinton's use of her personal email as Secretary of State was an oversight on her part because
A. The Devil Made her Do it
B. She was having a Blonde Moment
C. She was abducted by Alien Republicans and had a bad decision memory chip implanted in her brain
D. She was just plain Crooked, stupid and a Liar
If you picked D..you win an official...I Blame Hillary T-Shirt..that comes in one size...JAIL...
LOOK WHAT THE GORTONS FISHERMAN HAULED IN...
As if there weren't enough snow on the Eastern Seaboard this winter, Giant pieces of icebergs washed up on the Cape Cod Shoreline. Later Residents will have a Captain Morgans Martini Mix party and plenty of Disarona on Ice...Ice cubes courtesy of Global warming.
That wraps up today's, half intelligent look at news stuff you can use for Water cooler gossip. Remember any attempts to copy this material is not only illegal, but stupid. Besides it's useless news..once you read it..you can delete it..Thanks for letting me into your headlines, until tomorrow may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Zombie Politics.
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