And We Drone On and On and On

Welcome to Saturday---24 hours away from Super Deflate Bowl 49..108 balls under the careful watchful eyes of the NFL--Should be a great game. Seattle Seahawks rolling out the pizzazz with a new Half time treat for all the spectators in the crowdIn order to secure the stadium the Homeland Security guys have issued this edict- Keep your drones at home. They will have fighter jets in the sky looking for wayward drunk govt employees flying drones near the stadium.

At the gates of Superbowl 49, TSA agents will be busy providing security screening  and pat down searches for any illegal objects including aerosol spray cans, booze, and other dangerous or suspicious items

Man-Woman or Maybe its Maybelline-Decathalon Olympian Bruce Jenner is transitioning in his life from Bruce to Brucie (Jenner before pictures-

Bruce as he is transforming with his Maybelline look
Jenner is currently filming a documentary series on his transitioning and his changing look has been a much-buzzed-about topic for months, and now PEOPLE has confirmed that Bruce Jenner has been quietly making a very personal change. The former Olympian will soon be living life as female. His transition will be completed by the end of the documentary to this look: Brucellina.

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I'LL BE WATCHING YOU AMERICA!!!~!

The Secret Service will be searching social media messages this Sunday to discern between real and bogus threats during the Super Bowl, according to Department of Homeland Security officials. But agents will not be using sarcasm-detecting software they have expressed an interest in buying, the agency said. 

Social media-tracking technology is just one piece of surveillance gear the government will deploy for the face-off between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks at the University of Phoenix Stadium.

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And at Halftime you get a ring side seat...as Katy Perry Performs---included in her performance sharks along with 

and a very special guest in her performance

...Papa John will be delivering pizza to hungry Superbowl Spectators in 30 minutes or less or it's free in honor of his new Football Promotion...Any large with three topping deep dish pizza  with A coke via  Drone delivery just 12.99

The View with the volatile Feuding ladies of daytime TV (Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie ODonnell) is falling in ratings and Ben Sherwood, the new Disney-ABC Television Group president who starts  Feb. 1 has to decide what to do as far as the flagging show goes. Ratings are dropping. Whoopi and Rosie are fighting, and the view is becoming more like The Opinions that Don't Count. Sherwood supposedly is thinking of replacing Whoopi with another upstart who has had a popular movie career and may reach a more saleable audience

And America's Funniest Home Video Award goes Chris Christie, NJ Governor and Stunt Double for Poppin Fresh Senate is holding confirmation hearings for DOJ nominee Loretta Lynch who pretty much mirrors the Obama administration and may continue in the steps of her predecessor Eric Holder should she be nominated..Coincidence? or is it Birds of a Feather Politics
Sad news note...US Poet, songwriter,  and singer Rod McKuen, a multiple Academy Award nominee, has died at the age of 81, US media reported.

McKuen died on Thursday in Los Angeles of respiratory arrest after suffering from pneumonia, friend and producer Jim Pierson said, according to the Los Angeles Times.

His work included the Academy Award-nominated song "Jean" for the 1969 film "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie" and he was nominated for an Oscar again in 1971 for his work on the animated film "A Boy Named Charlie Brown."  McKuen wrote the music for the Jaques Brel song Seasons in the Sun

Rest in Peace: Rod McKuen

A bit of history today on this date In 1990, McDonald's Corp. opened its first fast-food restaurant in Moscow.Happy birthday wishes to Harry Wayne Casey of KC and the Sunshine Band, blowing out 64 candles...Jessica Walter is 74. Also on the calendar---Baseball Hall of Famer Nolan Ryan turning 68, actor Glynn Turman is 69 and singer Johnny Rotten of (Sex Pistols) 59

MITT ROMNEY ANNOUNCES THAT HE IS NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016...USING HIS FAMOUS DEBATE CHEAT NOTES...MEANWHILE CHRIS CHRISTIE CONTINUES TO PRACTICE SITTING IN THE OVAL CHAIR

Monday is Feb 2nd, Ground Hogs day, and in Punxatawney, Pennsylvania, they are getting ready for the 129th Annual Ground Hogs Day Festivities, which legend has it if the ground hog sees his shadow its 6 more weeks of Winter...and if not, he can sit around reading his favorite newspaper the Drudge ReportThat wraps up today's look at the nonsensical news from my point of view scraped from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination. Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more useless information for your coffee klatch, have a great weekend and remember...there is nothing more mediocre than telling a person they are full of

FRIDAY'S VIEWS TO WEEKEND NEWS

T G I F...





Welcome to the Weekend edition of Useless News and other stuff that is made up and fun to read, but doesn't necessarily add any real value to the life you are living in the present. Today is Friday, Jan. 30, the 30th day of 2015. There are 335 days left in the year.

In 1969, The Beatles staged an impromptu concert atop Apple headquarters in London; it was the group's last public performance.

Happy Birthday wishes to Gene Hackman, blowing out 85 candles...also having birthdays...Actress Vanessa Redgrave is 78. Chess grandmaster Boris Spassky is 78. Country singer Jeanne Pruett is 78. Country singer Norma Jean is 77. Former Vice President Dick Cheney is 74. Rock singer Marty Balin is 73. And one of the many Batmans, Actor Christian Bale is 41...

Technology or End times?  Want to gain entry to your office, get on a bus, or perhaps buy a sandwich? We're all getting used to swiping a card to do all these things. But at Epicenter, a new hi-tech office block in Sweden, they are trying a different approach - a chip under the skin. The idea allows for secure entry, also use of photo copiers and office equipment and the company Restrooms...Imagine no more having to pull a handle to flush--just wave your arm..and presto...down the drain.
Delta: Pilot Locked Out Of Cockpit In Flight From MN To Las Vegas...According to Delta Airlines, the Pilot got locked out of the cockpit due to a door jam in mid flight and the Co Pilot had to take over the controls and land the airplane.The White House is mad at Bibi Netanyahu for accepting the Republican's invitation to Address Congress on Iran without consulting the White House. President Obama met with Bibi and questioned his decision to accept..and any decision the leader of Israel made.

2016: Romney poised to announce decision... 

THE MONEY KEEPS FLOWING---BUT OUT OF WHOSE POCKETS?

Vice President Joe Biden kicked off 2015 leading a presidential delegation to Brazil for the inauguration of Dilma Rousseff as president of that country. The vice president was only in the country on New Year's Day, for the inauguration and an hour-long meeting with Rousseff before returning to St. Croix where he rejoined his family for vacation. However, documents show that vehicles for the vice president and the rest of the delegation and entourage for the duration of their stay cost an estimated $229,358.

Super Bowl Footballs To Be Taken Into Custody By NFL On Friday After Pats, Seahawks Prepare Them...

Other news headlines related : NFL TO HOLD BRADY'S BALLS

More on Tom Brady------He showed up at AFC championship game looking like a Cartoon SpyMore like...

Inspector Bradget

or uhh

- Tom-spector Clouseau

- McGruff the Crime Brady

- Gambit, but also Tom Brady

- NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU TOM, NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU BRADY

Or CARMEN SAN BRADIEGOFinally in the news foray today...the former CBS reporter Sharyl Atkinsson who  alleged computer intrusions by the U.S. government are disputed in a report by the Justice Department’s inspector general. The OIG said there was an accidental stuck back key stroke that caused the issue.. The OIG concluded there was no illegal hacking of her computer, and the wire hanging outside her home was from her broadband cable service provider. Atkinsson has written a book about it called "Stone Walled."

That wraps up today's foray into the news, made up from the weird imagination of my mind and poured out on the page simultaneously while sleep typing. Until tomorrow may your house be safe from Malaise, Mischief and all sorts of :

Jan 29th-Thursdays Look into the Lighter Side of the News

Welcome to Thursday---weekend is on the doorstop...Lots of stuff from the news files to talk about today---Producers of one of the Spider Man movies admitted they made a mistake in a film when Toby McGuire (in the lead part of Peter Parker/Spider Man) stopped a train in one of their sequel films The producers had it mixed up with the Man of Steele- look for that segment on Mismatch Superheroes on DVD and their Movie Foibles, being released some day soon.

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Michelle Obama stepped off Air Force One recently on her trip with the President to Saudi Arabia and was not wearing a Head Scarf. In the Kingdom, most women cover their heads with a scarf, or the face with a veil. Michelle did not do either...apparently it was a Bang Thang. At any Rate, the first lady did give some advice to women of the world, which included some motherly advice to her girls

Later that night Michelle added further fuel to the fire when she attended the Saudi Arabian Nights on Broadway festival and refused to be photographed in Presidential selfies

Super Bowl Commercial Stirs Controversy Before It Airs

Welcome to the New NFL

White House Drone crash has been linked to a drunken government employee who was flying a friends drone. A secret service investigation continues...they know who the perpetrator is, but are not releasing the name of the person under investigation. However Fox News some how got photos of the incident

The report was broken by News Anchor Megyn Kelly who shows her excitement at scooping CNN and the other major networks

Swords and Head Scarves

LADIES my business is Killing and business is good...Saudi Arabia on Tuesday beheaded two more of its citizens and a Pakistani, continuing the strictest punishment under new King Salman. According to an AFP tally, their executions bring to 16 the number of Saudis and foreigners put to death this year under the kingdom's strict version of Islamic sharia law.

Four have been executed since King Salman took office last Friday after the death of his predecessor Abdullah.

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The Vatican has entered the Realm of Social Media Tweeting

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Another visit to Ellen De Generes, who just recently turned 57...President showed up on her show to wish her a Happy Birthday..of course as with his previous speeches he did experience some Teleprompter issues

THE VINCE LOMBARDI SUPER BOWL TROPHY ESPECIALLY MADE FOR SUPERBOWL 49

ALSO SUPER BOWL WILL HAVE A SPECIAL GOODYEAR BALLOON OUTFITTED FOR THE OCCASION.

 

The guy dressed as Mr Incredible who attacked a woman dressed as Batgirl in front of TLC Chinese Theater on Oct 22nd, last year was sentenced to one day in jail, 20 days  of Caltrans  work and 36 hours of Anger management classes. Chewbaca and Freddy Krueger  were witnesses for the prosecutor. Celebrations continue in the city

SUPER BOWL 49 will Add extra attractions to its Half Time Shows, yes its Richard Shermans Trash Talk...clips of 20 of best taunts, teases, and ticked off momentsBEYONCE IMPERSONATOR?  YOU BE THE JUDGE!!!!OH ITS CRYING TIME AGAIN, YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME....man the guy is in control of the House and Senate and still is a big CRY BABY

NOT TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE TO DEATH BUT...WHO REALLY DEFLATED ALL OF NEW ENGLAND'S FOOTBALLS?

GARY SZATKOWSKI METEROLOGIST IN CHARGE OF NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE...APOLOGIZED ON HIS BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION WEATHER FORECAST FOR NYC----MEANWHILE LOCAL FOX AFFILIATES REPORTED SEVERE FLOODING AND RAIN ISSUES FOR MOST OF TEXAS

That puts a wrap on today's Nonsensical news which is not only made up, but useless. Thanks for letting me get into your Headlines. Until tomorrow or the next time I can make up more incredibly useless news for your coffee klatch, MAY YOUR HOUSE BE SAFE FROM TRUMP N CRUZ MALE/FEMALE DANCERS.