Monday, January 26, 2015

Mundane Monday-Exploring Lighter Side of the News

Welcome back from the Weekend, today is Monday, Jan 26, 2015, there are only 339 days left in the ear. Big news flash from the White House..Secret Service found a crashed drone on the White House..Secret Service are on high alert. Spokesman Josh Earnest says Secret Service agents recovered the object but that early indications are that it does not pose a threat to anyone in the building. Further investigation revealed it to be a Dominoe's Delivery drone.




NYC area bracing for a potentially big blizzard today. The Mayor Says its a big one that could dump as much as 3 feet of snow and cause transit issues. Governor Cuomo Warning everyone to stay home. They have even put these Public Service Announcements on TV
Looking at some History from Ages and yellowed pages ago...On this date in 1784, Benjamin Franklin, in a letter to his daughter, expressed his discontent over the American Bald Eagle as being the chosen national bird...He wanted the Turkey instead---just think if the Turkey had been the National Bird, there would be no bird to pardon for Thanksgiving dinner, no stuffing, no cranberry sauce, or giblet gravy. Besides we have a Turkey already as a National Symbol---actually a Lame Duck

In 1962, the United States launched Ranger 3 to land scientific instruments on the moon — but the probe ended up missing its target by more than 22,000 milesYears later America launched another mission called the Tour De Moon landing 7 time Tour De France Cheater Lance Armstrong among the planets stars

Happy Birthday wishes to Actor/Sportscaster Bob Uecker, he is 80, Actor Scott Glen is 76, Singer Jean Knight (Mr Big Stuff) is 72...Angela Davis (Black Panther Activist is 71), Eddie Van Halen of the Group Van Halen blowing out 60 candles, and Talk Show Host/Comedienne Ellen De Generes is 57...

Governor Scott Walker showed up ready for Bear in Iowa, the political Presidential waters testing state to see how well he would do---toward a run for the Presidency.
The Wisconsin governor, in rolled-up shirtsleeves, paced the stage as he blasted big government and touted a long list of conservative reforms he's pushed through in blue Wisconsin.


N. Korea slams 'loser' Obama for regime collapse remark

Meanwhile the White House fired back with its own Statement---in this video release
YEAH, WHO'S THE LOSER NOW?

Meanwhile in India, the President catches flack again, this time for being caught on camera, chewing gum during a Republic Day parade---In an ungainly sight, cameras caught US President Brack Obama chewing gum during the Republic Day parade on Monday. In the picture captured by cameras and posted on Twitter by some users, Obama was spotted removing his chewing gum while PM Modi was seen trying to explain something to the US president," reports the Times of India.Afterwards the President weighed in on the incident
YEAH I LOVE A GOOD CHEW, ANYWHERE, PARADES, BATHROOM BREAKS, AFTER A SMOKE..YEAH MY FAVORITE IS BUBBLE LICIOUS, WAS REALLY TRYING TO BLOW A BUBBLE AT THE TIME, BUT, I HAD A BUBBLE BLOW FAIL.

THE UNDER INFLATED FOOTBALL CONTROVERSY CONTINUES, AS THE PATRIOTS AND SEAHAWKS GET READY FOR SUPERBOW 49 Feb 2nd, 2015 in Glendale, Arizona.
Speaking once again with authority on a topic he previously professed ignorance of, Belichick said the team conducted an internal study on the process of getting game balls ready.
(AP) New England Patriots football head coach Bill Belichick speaks during an NFL...
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Most of the steps are designed to make them tackier, which has a noticeable effect on how it feels, he said, but the process could also affect the pressure inside the ball, which is harder to tell by touch.
"I'm not a scientist. I'm not an expert in footballs; I'm not an expert in football measurements," Belichick said. "I'm just telling you what I know."
BELICHICK REVEALED THE GAME BALLS THAT WOULD BE USED FOR HIS TEAM ON SUPERBOWL SUNDAY..
Meanwhile Punxatawney, Pa is getting ready for the Annual unveiling of Groundhogs day on Feb 2nd...They hamlet has an official get together and pulls the Ground hog from his burrough. If he sees any underinflated Shadows, it will be six more weeks of bad press for the Patriots.

FROM HOW THE FAMOUS FALL QUICKLY: Former NE Patriots Tight End, Aaron Hernandez is going back to court to face questioning in the killing of Odin Lloyd, a Semi professional football player, whose bullet riddled body was found in an industrial park near his North Attleborough mansion. He has pleaded not guilty and, after more than two weeks of jury selection, his trial is expected to kick off in earnest this week with opening statements.  Aaron Hernandez once seemed to be a man with a bright future. At age 23 he had a Super Bowl appearance under his belt and a $40 million contract as a star tight end with the New England Patriots. NOW HERNANDEZ IS BUSY TRYING TO HANG ONTO THE SOAP IN THE PRISON SHOWERS
Remember when Pope Frances released doves last year as a Symbol of peace???? Here's the video

Lot of bad publicity on that one. This year he will release bird balloons as a symbol of peaceFinally Fox News has changed its Name to FOX NEWS, THE BIG GULP, realizing that their Conservative views sometimes, are just too much to Swallow.
That wraps up today's look at news from the other side of the paper, where you can see I took liberties with made up stuff from the wildest deepest crevices of my warped speed imagination. Until tomorrow May your House be Safe from 


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