Jan 29th-Thursdays Look into the Lighter Side of the News

Welcome to Thursday---weekend is on the doorstop...Lots of stuff from the news files to talk about today---Producers of one of the Spider Man movies admitted they made a mistake in a film when Toby McGuire (in the lead part of Peter Parker/Spider Man) stopped a train in one of their sequel films The producers had it mixed up with the Man of Steele- look for that segment on Mismatch Superheroes on DVD and their Movie Foibles, being released some day soon.

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Michelle Obama stepped off Air Force One recently on her trip with the President to Saudi Arabia and was not wearing a Head Scarf. In the Kingdom, most women cover their heads with a scarf, or the face with a veil. Michelle did not do either...apparently it was a Bang Thang. At any Rate, the first lady did give some advice to women of the world, which included some motherly advice to her girls

Later that night Michelle added further fuel to the fire when she attended the Saudi Arabian Nights on Broadway festival and refused to be photographed in Presidential selfies

Super Bowl Commercial Stirs Controversy Before It Airs

Welcome to the New NFL

White House Drone crash has been linked to a drunken government employee who was flying a friends drone. A secret service investigation continues...they know who the perpetrator is, but are not releasing the name of the person under investigation. However Fox News some how got photos of the incident

The report was broken by News Anchor Megyn Kelly who shows her excitement at scooping CNN and the other major networks

Swords and Head Scarves

LADIES my business is Killing and business is good...Saudi Arabia on Tuesday beheaded two more of its citizens and a Pakistani, continuing the strictest punishment under new King Salman. According to an AFP tally, their executions bring to 16 the number of Saudis and foreigners put to death this year under the kingdom's strict version of Islamic sharia law.

Four have been executed since King Salman took office last Friday after the death of his predecessor Abdullah.

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The Vatican has entered the Realm of Social Media Tweeting

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Another visit to Ellen De Generes, who just recently turned 57...President showed up on her show to wish her a Happy Birthday..of course as with his previous speeches he did experience some Teleprompter issues

THE VINCE LOMBARDI SUPER BOWL TROPHY ESPECIALLY MADE FOR SUPERBOWL 49

ALSO SUPER BOWL WILL HAVE A SPECIAL GOODYEAR BALLOON OUTFITTED FOR THE OCCASION.

 

The guy dressed as Mr Incredible who attacked a woman dressed as Batgirl in front of TLC Chinese Theater on Oct 22nd, last year was sentenced to one day in jail, 20 days  of Caltrans  work and 36 hours of Anger management classes. Chewbaca and Freddy Krueger  were witnesses for the prosecutor. Celebrations continue in the city

SUPER BOWL 49 will Add extra attractions to its Half Time Shows, yes its Richard Shermans Trash Talk...clips of 20 of best taunts, teases, and ticked off momentsBEYONCE IMPERSONATOR?  YOU BE THE JUDGE!!!!OH ITS CRYING TIME AGAIN, YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME....man the guy is in control of the House and Senate and still is a big CRY BABY

NOT TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE TO DEATH BUT...WHO REALLY DEFLATED ALL OF NEW ENGLAND'S FOOTBALLS?

GARY SZATKOWSKI METEROLOGIST IN CHARGE OF NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE...APOLOGIZED ON HIS BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION WEATHER FORECAST FOR NYC----MEANWHILE LOCAL FOX AFFILIATES REPORTED SEVERE FLOODING AND RAIN ISSUES FOR MOST OF TEXAS

That puts a wrap on today's Nonsensical news which is not only made up, but useless. Thanks for letting me get into your Headlines. Until tomorrow or the next time I can make up more incredibly useless news for your coffee klatch, MAY YOUR HOUSE BE SAFE FROM TRUMP N CRUZ MALE/FEMALE DANCERS.