Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Hurdling Over the Midweek News



Here it is Wednesday and we've made it to the 4th day of March, with this being the 63rd day of the Year, and 302 days left in the Year. My Goodness..back on this date in 1789 the Constitution of the United States went into effect as the first Federal Congress met in New York (and then they adjourned for lack of a quorum- which meant you had to have 2 or more people represented to make decisions- kind of the precursor to the Congressional Spring break)
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The Buffalo Nickel has a birthday- it was on this date in 1913 that it officially went into circulation.

Ten Years ago in 2005 Martha Stewart left a federal prison after 5 months for her role in a stock scandal and went home to begin 5 months confinement in her kitchen. When asked about her prison stay the queen of decor had this to say
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House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi was dissatisfied with Bibi Netanyahu and his speech on Iran the other day. She half heartedly applauded and was in tears as she left the House floor before Mr Netanyahu did, showing her disapproval and blaming House Speaker John Boehner for inviting Bibi to speak to Congress without White House or Congressional Approval. Later in a News Conference when asked about her reactions she uttered her Hillary Mantra (almost )

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French Police Battling More Drones over Paris and threatening to arrest all Drone Pizza Delivery Flyers
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The Unknown TV Comic makes an Appearance at the Whiskey A Go Go Reunion this weekend in San FranciscoHe'll do his famous Channel Surf and How many Channels does it take to Remotely piss off the wife?
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Is your Satellite Navigation system causing to you to use your brain less and less. Are you forgetting your friend's phone numbers? Just dial them in your mobile phone..A new study out says the use of technology may cause a brain fail in later years due to our lack of using our brains instead of depending on all the new technology. In other words you don't use it you lose it..
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Oprah headed west to Hollywood, she will be closing her studios based in Chicago and lay off 200 people in the process. Oprah will be looking at a Broadway possibility called "Bees"
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However the press corps at the White House does not have as open a relationship with President Obama, neither do the American people as the White House is getting to where it it hiding more and more of its inner workings. If you want more information...write Hillary, she has her own Email account
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A discovered Archival picture of German Madman Dictator Adolf Hitler as a baby has recently been found among some old artifacts..here's the little devil himselfThat puts a wrap on this Midweek look at useless news you can't use, but it's fun to read anyway---remember this stuff is made up from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination and has the official Brian Williams BS seal of approval..Thanks for letting me into your headlines, until the next time I can put together more fodder for your Water cooler gossip sessions may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Bad movie remakes

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