Today's news is made up totally and has the Brian Williams Seal of Approval and the Edward Snowden Official Leak Proof reading seal for mass communication. Whether you know it or not, Governments and corporations all have our information that is digitized-think of it, swipe a credit card to pay a bill, use the Internet to check email 
so whether you or I know it or not, we all face mass surveillance in this Cyber techno world in the 21st century..Don't believe it? How about this news Headline? RADIO SHACK Vows To Auction Off Customers' Personal Information In Bankruptcy Sale...Believe it...Radio shack on board like other major corporations collecting our information and now it's for sale--normally they do not resell your information to any other outlets--but that's not true..Radio shack will sell the information as part of its bankruptcy sell. I wouldn't be surprised to see my addresses, purchases, and other personal info up for grabs on EBay!***
HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU AMERICA
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It's 80's week and guess who is on American Idol as one of the In house Mentors? YES, it's Boy George of Culture Club and one of the hosts is really thrilled to have the Boy on the show
Speaking of Boy George----here are some before and after public appearance pictures of the Culture Club lead singer from the show
One of the harshest critics of the show of course, is former lead Idol Judge Simon I Never Smile Cowell
Guess who has a birthday today? Little Johnny Crawford who played Mark McCain on the Rifleman is turning 69 years old
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A New study has found that teen driver accidents are due in large part to distractions, whether it's talking on cell phone, texting, or talking to other passengers---The study, by the AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety, analyzed about 1,700 videos taken from inside crash vehicles. The videos are used as part of a private program designed to coach drivers to improve performance.
Secondary problem: Elderly men carrying two car tires and trying to cross in the Pedestrian zone in between traffic distractions.
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AND NOW FROM WASHINGTON DC...it's time to play the Government's favorite Game Show
Here's a chance to trade 5 terrorist for one traitor and make a big deal out of it!!!! By the Way...American Hero (proclaimed) Bowe Bergdahl is down graded to
and will under go an Article 32 hearing for a Court martial for Misconduct before the Enemy- basically desertion with a shot at a lifetime of confinement in a Federal Pen.
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NEW GOOGLE WHISTLE BLOWER EYE GLASSES
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Pentagon has been working on government contract with a new defense contractor WHIP EASE....the contract calls for the creation of a new poison whipped cream dispenser that can be used at close quarters combat
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Abbey Road Revisited- Shuffle Music Hits of the Beatles
NSA working on new and improved relations with US Americans with their latest Poster
NSA working on new and improved relations with US Americans with their latest Poster
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Colorado opening first approved Recreational Marijuana College Fraternity-Called SLAMDA LAMDA MAMAJAMDA
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THE NEW HOMELAND INSECURITY ADVISORY ALERTS PROVIDED BY THE US GOVERNMENT
That puts a wrap on this incredibly made up stuff and fluff passed off as news that enlightens and informs--and can be sold over the Internet with a split profit for Radio Shack during their upcoming Bankruptcy sale. All other data will be deleted according to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton deletion procedures as approved by Government censors. Until tomorrow or the next time I can pull more useless fluff from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination May your House be safe from deep seated regrets that passed as movies
WELL I WAS ASHAMED OF HUNGER GAMES, MOCKING JAY PART 1, IT SUCKED AS FAR AS A SEQUEL WENT.
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