YAHOOT NEWS---First Hand Total Recall

Welcome to a Sunday Morning news Edition of YAHOOT....Total News Recall.. In the News..its reported that Drones are are now being deployed in political battles. Drones have been flying over and filming political candidates for future TV ads..Its even alleged one almost crashed into Brian Williams.

Further News Blip:

Washington has more Drones per capita, 435 located in the Congress alone.
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MORE NEWS THAN YOU CAN STAND...Brian Williams has taken a leave of absence, but not before he signed off yesterday with this little News worthy ditty:

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FOX adds a new Weather Anchor to its Line up for the Weekends....

AND Megyn Kelly responds

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY, PARIS HILTON ON WEATHER, OUR RATINGS ARE GONNA SOAR THROUGH THE ROOF....
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AFLAC GOES PYSCHO
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BOBBIES BOOTY CALL...ENGLAND TO  SEPARATE FEMALE OFFICERS FROM THEIR MALE COUNTERPARTS ON PATROL
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WWE Starting their own News Network Called SMACK ATTACK----NET WORK ANCHOR IS BAD NEWS BARRETT WHO WILL ANCHOR THE NEWS DESK FROM RINGSIDEBRIAN WILLIAMS WILL NOT BE THE FEATURED RING SIDE ANNOUNCER AT ROYAL RUMBLE, WRESTLEMANIA, OR TEXAS CHAINSAW CAGE MATCH....INSTEAD PEE WEE HERMAN WILL BE THE REPLACEMENT ANNOUNCER
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FOX BROADCASTING SCHOOL TEACHING THE BASICS OF BROADCAST CHOREOGRAPHY

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AND THE GRAMMY FOR WORST DANCE IN A GROUP OF UNCOORDINATED IDIOTS
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BRUCE JENNER...A NEW WOMANJENNER IS TRANSITIONING FROM DECATHLON OLYMPIAN TO WHATEVER IT IS HE/SHE IS TURNING INTO......
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SIX YEARS IN OFFICE...WHAT HAS BEEN THE APPEAL OF PRESIDENT OBAMA? A RECENT INVESTIGATIVE REPORT BY BRIAN WILLIAMS REVEALS THE ANSWER NEXT ON BRIAN WILLIAMS...TOTAL RECALL
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Maxxzandra Ford said she realized during delivery that she was giving birth to an unusually large baby, but had no idea her son was 14.1 pounds. It was a double surprise for the Florida mom who didn't even realize she was pregnant until her third trimester
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FINALLY IN THE NEWS....TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A DOWN AND OUT NEWSMAN...

THAT WRAPS UP TODAY'S NONSENSICAL LOOK AT THE NEWS AS RECALLED FROM PREVIOUS CLIPPED TOGETHER NEWS STORIES, AND OTHER INFORMATION, CULLED FROM DISTANT MEMORIES. UNTIL TOMORROW MAY YOUR HOUSE BE SAFE FROM WEIRD NEWS REPORTS AND UNRELIABLE PHOTO SHOPPED CELEBRITIES...

KEEPING UP WITH KIM KARDASHIAN'S BUTT!!!!