Thursday, February 26, 2015

When The News Is More Than Just The News-It's Imagination

Hi, and Welcome to a Thursday, where the News is More than the News..it's the stuff that imagination is made of...Today's news has the Coveted Brian Williams Seal of Approval. Remember its best to write things down so you don't have to remember what you thought you did and report it wrongly. Saves a lot of embarrassment and unpaid time off.
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Hillary Clinton allegedly funneled money while Secretary of State. Comparing herself to being poor and even doing a video at one time with her and Bill portrayed as the Sopranos, she has set her mark high above any other Secretary of State. 
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Madonna took a fall from the stage during her performance at a British appearance. She was practicing for her new world Stage Tour...Madonna -The Spillover from Fame to Flame.
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President Obama is still pushing his Immigration Amnesty policy in allowing illegals in the country not to be deported even though the measure is currently been cut down by a Federal Texas judge as being unconstitutionally unlawful. President Obama in a town hall meeting stated that ICE and Customs agents would not deport any illegals while this issue is being worked out in court, or they would face the consequences---being forced to watch the premier of a home made White House movie starring the VP
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Donald Trump seriously considering tossing his hair weave into the 2016 Presidential Race. He's hired a Campaign manager and a Vidal Sassoon Consultant.
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And the push for Net Neutrality as outlined by The FCC, which the Chairman is refusing to appear before a panel to discuss the bill, and supported by the likes of the Ford Foundation and George Soros the Philanthropist liberal who have given $196 million dollars to the cause...continues to dominate the news...as America connects the dots
Get ready for Government take over of the Internet..Big Brother is Watching You
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The guy who searched for the Titanic and even did a movie called the Titanic has a deal in the making with a school called Muse..it will be the first Elementary school that is Vegan. “In the fall of 2015, MUSE will be the only school we are aware of that is completely plant-based,” said Suzy before James jumped in to finish her sentence: “Plant-based eating — meaning the meals that are served at Muse will be 100 percent plant-based. The average person would say vegan, but we say whole food, plant-based. It’s about raising kids who don’t think it’s strange or exotic or worthy of a pat on the back to be doing the right thing for the living biosphere.”
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CALIFORNIA PENILE CODE?

A controversial new law has been introduced in California requiring all prisons in the state to install condom vending machines.

The new legislation stipulates that within the next five years California must start distributing condoms in around three dozen state prisons. The legislation is to help stop STDS, HIV, aids and other sexually transmitted diseases.

As an additional note..Prisons have decided they may want to institute the inclusion of Candy in the machines for all those sweet toothed prisoners. Yes Sex and Candycandy,condom,condoms,trojan,vending machine,We Are Dating
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Joe Biden, the VP, or better known as DCs Foot in Mouth Messenger used Black History month to hit on Rich White and Black folks (the 1%) who he says is stunting the economic growth of America. Biden went on to say that it's time for an emancipation of their wealth..which means, redistribution in Socialism lingo---however he did not volunteer any of his money to be emancipated..He did offer one item that he never uses though...
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That wraps up today's nonsensical look at the news pulled from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination. Until tomorrow or the next time I can plummet to lower depths of idiocy may your house be safe from all things unnatural and just plain weird

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