Welcome to Thursday's Uncensored news pulled from the deepest darkest recesses of my wildest imagination..Today is Feb 19, day 50 on the Gregorian calendar with 315 days remaining in the year (316 in leap year)...plenty of time for the Government to figure out more ways to make money
Portions of Today have are closed captioning for the Lip Synch Impaired
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Justice not the only thing blind...President Obama cannot or will not distinguish between Islamic terrorism and extremist...
Of course..he can't distinguish between Citizen or non-Citizen either.
Of course..he can't distinguish between Citizen or non-Citizen either.
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Ever Wonder how Catholic Nuns became so good at their jobs? Training!! Lots of years in the Convents with Rulers and the art of using them for more than just a measuring stick for a persons education.
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NEW BOSTON PAST TIME---BORED WITH THE SNOW? HAVE A FUN TIME SNOW JUMPING!!! 
Think before you jump. Or, don't jump at all.
Think before you jump. Or, don't jump at all.
That's the message Boston Mayor Marty Walsh told snow-bound Bostonians at a press conference Tuesday.
Apparently, some of the city's stir-crazy, thrill-seeking residents are taking to social media with videos of them jumping out of windows into massive snowdrifts.
"I'm asking people to stop their nonsense right now. These are adults jumping out windows. It's a foolish thing to do, and you could kill yourself," Walsh said, according to a video of his remarks from the Boston Herald.
Boston has been pummeled by 8 feet of snow this winter, and February is already the city's snowiest month on record.
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On the Birthday Calendar today..Smokey Robinson is 75...Lou Christie is blowing out 72 candles...and Actor Jeff Daniels is 60 years old...
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The Justice Department is preparing to bring a lawsuit against the Ferguson, Missouri, police department over a pattern of racially discriminatory tactics used by officers, if the police department does not agree to make changes on its own, sources tell CNN. In a related note..
NEWS HEADLINES...MAN STRIPS NAKED AT AIRPORT SECURITY...THERE REALLY WAS NO NEED FOR THAT...TSA AGENTS STRIP YOU AS IT IS
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LOVE IS IN THE AIR---FOR ANYONE...A 23 year old Indian Bride married a wedding guest after her 25year old husband to be, dropped in the ceremony from an Epileptic seizure. The bride was angry because she was not told about her hubby's seizure issues. This happened during the flower garland exchanging part of the ceremony.
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JOE BIDEN'S HANDS ACROSS AMERICA VIDEO TOUR CONTINUES AROUND FEMALES NEAR YOU
IN OHIO ON HANDS JOE MET UP WITH A BIKER GROUP
one heart beat away from the Presidency and one second from getting his ass beat by Troll.***
Drones could be used to seek out arteries to prevent heart attacks
New trials suggest microscopic stealth drones could be used to seek and repair damaged arteries and prevent heart attacks. Of course down side is the extraction method
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Has Been Brothers presents the new online participation game called
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With the number of security breaches into the White House...the Secret Service has gone to extremes to warn the public about any attempted breaches
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WHITE HOUSE ROCK N ROLL WEEKEND FEATURING ABE NUGENT AND HIS PATRIOTIC RAPID FIRE GUITAR
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BUSH'S BAKED BS ...A LEGACY IN ITSELF???
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That puts a wrap on the spin of today's made up news...as recalled succinctly from the darkest recesses of my wildest warped speed imagination..my thanks to Brian Williams for his official input in helping me to recall certain events as he recalls them and helping me to express them in written word....also copies of today's transcript can be obtained by sending a postage paid envelope with 5.00 enclosed to the benevolent account of poor comedians. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely fantastic and used with impunity to make a point. Thanks for letting me into your headlines..until tomorrow may your house be safe from Slap Happy Nuns.
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