Portions of today's news is made up and twisted from bits and pieces pulled from the deepest darkest recesses of my wildest warped speed imagination.FCC NET NEUTRALITY in reality a pricing gimmick to regulate internet providers for speed and pricing..the faster the net, the more costly. An aggressive bill has been introduced without being read by anyone and is 332 pages of "Transparency" according to the Government standards of the word..which means..Let's Pass it before the Republicans and Americans get a chance to understand it.
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Bill O'Reilly really did cover the Falklands war, and a Riot in Buenos Aires. There are videos backing up that claim which means Mr. O'Reilly can remember where he was when he worked as a correspondent. Meanwhile Mother Jones editor David Corn was grilled on Bill O'Reilly's claims about his war correspondent role and after 45 minutes decided to shorten the interview
Alaska is the third state to allow for growing, selling and using small amounts of recreational pot as decriminalization of the drug is becoming popular and spreading like wildfire. Recreational pot smoking masks will become available at all Outdoor Rugged Mountaineers Stores in Alaska by next week
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A Shovel and a Prayer- 13 different clergymen got together to pray for Boston which has recorded 99.9 inches of snow, the second highest recorded snow in a winter for the Snow weary city. Boston is trying to dig out of the mess. It has collasped roofs, and shut down the city transporation system and made life generally miserable for Bostonians. The snow has created a new recreational sport of sorts called the Boston Snow Dump Pond Jump
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ON the Border, Over the Border
We all saw what happened on the Texas border last summer, but we need to understand that the problem is not going away," Texas Gov. Greg Abbott told CBS's "Face the Nation" with Bob Schieffer on Sunday.
"Already this calendar year, since January 1, we have had more than 20,000 people come across the border, apprehended, unauthorized. And so we have an ongoing problem on the border that Congress must step up and solve." John Boehner's response of course
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Another Liar on the Horizon?
US Dept of Veterans Affairs secretary Robert McDonald has apologized about his military service, saying he did not serve in the Special forces as he previously stated. It is unknown how this will affect the Secretary or what the White House will do about this. President Obama nominated McDonald and later stated that his application seemed perfect he had worked as an Entertainer of a Childrens Show called Ronald on the Beach.
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North Korea reporting an unusually large number of missing pedestrians who have fallen prey to a sidewalk sinkhole known as the Concrete jungle eater
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French authorities have been left puzzled by sightings of at least five unexplained drones flying over Paris.
The first drone was spotted in the skies above the US embassy in the early hours of Tuesday morning, a security source said.
Others were later seen over the Eiffel Tower and the Place de la Concorde.
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Neil Patrick Harris will not grace GQ's Best dressed male list, However he is in the new Buddha Depends on Diapers Commercial
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This satellite image proves that Nerds do live on the beaches on Mars.
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The new Angel Harmony.Com..angels in trenchcoats can find a love match with a woman in a teddy
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That wraps up today's incredibly made up news.. Until tomorrow may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Alaskan rednecks with rifles who just smoked pot
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