Tuesday News Trappings

Welcome to the Lighter side of Tuesday's News --Today is Feb 3rd, 2015, the 34th day of 2015. There are 331 days left in the year.

And from a Galaxy far far away comes this news...President Obama is beefing up his defense budget-

Obama Wants More Money for Military Spy Satellites, Lasers, Space Fence---space fence is to keep out illegal aliens

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Governor Scott Walker making impressive gains in his bid for President..seems to be the front runner choice for 2016...here's his official Walker for President Poster

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THE NEW COCA COLA MILK-IT'S THE NEXT TO THE REAL THING

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POLITICAL TONGUE TRIPPING? On Monday, likely 2016 presidential candidate Rand Paul stuck his foot in his mouth on, of all issues, vaccinations. Despite zero credible evidence that vaccines cause autism, Paul said that he'd heard of "many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines." Then, on Tuesday, tape surfaced of Rand Paul linking vaccines to the rise of martial law in the US during a 2009 interview with conspiracy theory site InfoWars: "the first sort of thing you see with martial law is mandates, and they're talking about making [the flu vaccine] mandatory.  To make matters worse..he continued talking in a limerick to make his point about home state Kentucky

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Newly-empowered congressional Republicans challenged President Barack Obama at both ends of the Capitol on Tuesday, voting in the House to repeal the health care program he signed into law but faltering in an initial Senate attempt to roll back immigration policies he issued on his own.
There was a third challenge as well, as Republican leaders announced the House would give final approval next week on legislation clearing the way for construction of the Keystone XL Pipeline. That would trigger Obama's threatened veto, the first in a new era of divided government.

President Obama's response?????

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He's Faster than a Speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...and now newer powers for the Man of Steel..And a new outfit for Superman that will be the rage of fashion experts beginning tomorrow

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Police round up of Suspected KFC thieves in KY-

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Alabama could become the 37th state to permit same-sex marriages, after a federal appeals court refused on Tuesday to block a judge’s ruling declaring  the state’s ban on gay marriage unconstitutional.

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SCOTT WALKER ON HIS PRESIDENTIAL RUN----DURING HIS FOREST GUMP PERIOD

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Tom Hanks is releasing a new action packed film---

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AND THE OSCAR GOES TO ANYONE THAT SEEMS TO BE REMOTELY INTERESTING...

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New  Environmental Impact  study out..More Gas in the Air than ever Before---that is because there are more Seniors around than ever before.

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MONOPOLY NEWS

It's been 80 years since Monopoly first made its way to France, and to celebrate, manufacturers are hiding 80 games with real money in a new printing of 30,000 sets. While 69 of the 80 will have five 10-euro notes and five 20-euro notes, and another 10 will have five real 20-euro notes, two 50-euro notes, and one 100-euro note, the jackpot game replaces every game note with the real thing—a windfall that totals $23,268. "It wasn't easy to get the notes; they had to be escorted discreetly," Hasbro France's brand manager said. The new sets were introduced yesterday, reports AFP.

Meanwhile..IRS in France said it would be taxing the Monopoly money as capital gain.

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Lindsay Lohan is fighting mad at Fox News.Lohan and mom Dina filed a lawsuit Monday in New York accusing Sean Hannity and commentator Michelle Fields of defamation regarding a discussion they had in which they said the Lohans were doing cocaine together.*******

That wraps up today's nonsensical look at the news you can't use, but it's fun to read anyway. Until tomorrow or the next time I can pull some more of the highlights of today's world news events from the darkest deepest recesses of my warped speed imagination, may your house be safe from run of the mill politicians...