Super Brawl 49, From Alfalfa to Political Jokers, The British Snipers are Coming and More Monday News Highlights from the Weekend News Reel

Welcome back from the weekend. Hope you've gotten your share of chips, dips, and beer and Katy Perry's Pepsi Half time show..Now on to a new week, and the stuff that news is made of...

Another one in the books-Super Brawl 49 28-24 New England over Seattle....Tom Brady was in great form throwing passes and Seahawks Linebacker Bruce Irvin reciprocated with throwing some punches instigating  a fight 18 seconds before the end of the game. By the way Irvin was ejected from the game as New England went on to win.
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The 102nd Alfalfa Dinner Saturday night was closed to the press, but Politico Playbook printed some of the top quips and quotes from the three speakers:

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) had this instant classic, which was the talk of the after-party: “Jeb Bush looks like he’s running for president. So now we know what the Bush family means by ‘no child left behind.’” Other memory makers---Robert Gates, former Defense secretary, and this year’s Alfalfa president: “When it comes to drones, I do think we need to reduce their number. The 435 we have in the House is enough. …

“Mike Bloomberg had a tough time as mayor of New York. The city’s soda vendors turned their backs on him. …entertainment provided by North Korea's number 1 pop/rocket launcher star

****The Most Lethal Sniper in the world is a British Royal Marine who served tours in Afghanistan in 2006/2007 and recorded 173 kills (a conservative number-which could boost the number). He has not been identified-so Michael Moore can't target him. By the way Michael Moore is preparing for a new movie in which he plays an elite team member who is a sniper that has recorded menu kills at various fast food restaurants.

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A New study from the University of Minnesota is out that says the number one cause of HIV, is Craigslist. Cruising for sex on Craigslist personal ads resulted in a 15.9 percent increase in HIV infections after the website entered various U.S. markets, according to a recent study by the University of Minnesota published in MIS Quarterly.
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In an unrelated medical study...brain donors increase in Washington DC

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Another Snowstorm was expected overnight in the Northeast, expecting to dump another 2-7 inches of snow. Mayor Bill De Blasio held a conference and stated that the snowstorm would not shutdown New York

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Portland Strippers lobbying for better work conditions....In a U.S. District Court suit filed Sunday, Matilda Bickers and Amy Pitts accuse the management of Casa Diablo of milking them with a feast of unfair fees.
They also stated that  the owners allowed patrons and co-workers to treat the girls like pieces of meat, with unwanted touching and spanking on the job

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Remember the Terminator with Schwarzenegger and his famous line

I'VE BEEN WAITING TO REPRISE THIS ROLE FOR A FEW YEARS AND NOW I AM THE TERMINATOR TENNIS PLAYER ARNOLD CONNORS

Arnold is returning as the Terminator again..in the new Terminator...The Geriatric..kind of collage of all the Terminator movies rolled up into one old ball of wax (Schwarzenegger)

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What the hell was this Katy Perry Superbowl Fiasco all about?

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First and goal Seattle on the 1 yard line---think I'll pass on this one. What kind of a play was that? Pete Carroll blames himself, but the offensive coordinator blames his tight end for missing the route. Either way, the costly interception by New England went on to be a pivotal point in their winning the game 28-24. Also the fight at 18 seconds before the end of the game has sparred a new NFL idea---holding a half time bare knuckles fist a cuffs between opposing cheerleader squadsSeahawk Cheerleader preparing for bare knuckles Super brawl 50

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News is out---Bruce Jenner is transgendering from Male to Female and will have new bathrooms put into his cottage

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True confessions of a Talk Show host, as 20/20 reveals the life of Piers Morgan-the Most Hated Mouth in America

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Today is Ground Hogs day and if the Ground hog sees his Shadow, its 6 more weeks of Winter...Try telling New York, Boston, Conetticut and the Northeast something different. By the way..look for the special this afternoon at 4 PM on most major news networks

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That pretty much puts a wrap on today's nonsensical news you can't use, but its fun to read anyway. Until tomorrow May your House be Safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and  Rachel Maddow