News Flash---President Obama has actually asked Congress to do something!!!
Police now have a non lethal way of taking down suspects to avoid Ferguson Type incidents and bad press-the Nerfinator Shotgun.
Brian Williams has been suspended for Six Months without Pay----that ends Real News as recalled and reported by Brian. By the way...isn't it odd that Jon Stewart just announced he is leaving the Comedy Central fake news show The Daly Show after 15 years? And he Announced it on the same day NBC announced Brian Williams six month hiatus...Things that make you go
The Administration is trying to build up the bureaucracy that will handle a flood of immigrant applications due to President Obama's Amnesty program....U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services expects 800,000 applications at outset. Meanwhile more border fences are being erected to keep out those deemed undesirable...
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Google has made an impact into our lives---with Google Maps, Google glasses and now a robo dog...that can walk, run, fetch and deal with issues regarding threats from owners, or others when antagonized.
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Extra News Flash>>>>
People ‘Come to Government To Feed Their Souls’
Food Stamp Beneficiaries Exceed 46,000,000 for 39 Straight Months...Thanks to Government...these programs are working...
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Hillary Clinton seems to be no where in sight, as far as a potential presidential candidate should be in order to push her face before the public and raise funds...and it is rumored that her campaigning for fundraising is off to a slow start...She made one appearance in Candada...and a scheduled second stop along the campaign tour, which may account for the slow fund raising activity
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Has Bruce Jenner's transgender decision affected many people? The White House says President Obama said it has a profound impact on his decision when he transitions from the White House...to the private sector as a facilitator for She-He Harmony.Com
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MEN IN BLACK SUNGLASSES.....
US Secret Service is now cloning in an effort to add more agents to its field requirement protection details..
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James Cameron continues the tradition: His newest movie...Terminator 14...Back to The Beach 
is currently in production bringing back Arnold Schwarzenegger in the title role...
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Texas A&M Recruiting poster with Coach Sumerlin and Johnny Cleveland I Got the Money and More Troubles in Rehab Football Manziel
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| OKAY COACH...I'M SWINGING LIKE YOU SHOWED ME..YEAH BIG JOHNNY WRECKING FOOTBALL..YOU CAN BE A HEISMAN WINNER AND BIG MONEY MAKER IN THE NFL, JUST LIKE ME..ALL IT TAKES IS SELL ENOUGH AUTOGRAPHS AND KEEP YOUR FINGER CROSSED AND YOU CAN MAKE CLEVELAND YOUR JACKPOT AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW TOO!!!! OH AND IT ALL BEGINS AT A&M GIG EM AGGIES..WHOOP WHOOP...MONEY MONEY MONEY!!! |
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That wraps up today's look at the nonsensical side of the news as made up by Brian Williams who is currently ghost writing the bye lines since he doesn't have anything better to do the next six months. Until tomorrow when we can make up more unbelievable stuff for your morning coffee klatch may your house be safe from bad teen throb movie scenes...
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