Welcome to a Monday Edition of Inside the Loop...this warning..news is made up and is not intended to be real or factual. Any resemblance to stuff made up by Brian Williams is totally coincidental, accidental, and partially recalled as being the truth...Today is Feb 16th..this is Presidents Day..how do we celebrate...With Sales..yes we can all count our Lincoln head Pennies and be thankful for those Sealy Posture Pedic mattresses that are on sale today.
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Box Office Favorite..50 Shades of Grey brought in plenty Shades of green---for the Valentines Day weekend, making it the Number one Valentines Day opener and most money grossing film for Valentines day, since The Passion of the Christ in 2004. I find it interesting that the Passion of the Christ was released on Valentines Day weekend back in 2004..Odd that you would have a crucifixion and blood and gore for such an occasion...Well I guess considering that a few years back a movie called my Bloody Valentine was released for all those folks who love Hearts and Gorey Movies.
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Boston facing the third snowiest winter ever with one foot short of the record snowfall..Boston measured 16.2 inches of snow in the storm, making this winter the city’s third-snowiest on record. Blizzard conditions were verified in Chatham, Plymouth, Hyannis, Martha’s Vineyard and Falmouth, where visibility
was one-quarter of a mile or less with 35 mph-plus winds for three hours or more.
MTA (Mass Transit Authority) has reported several mass transit accidents over unfamiliar terrain and overloading of conveyances
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President Obama promises to squeeze every opportunity of Change he can in his last two years as President...
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Apparently when it's cold, nobody kills. NYC went 12 days without a murder--but unfortunately the streak ended this weekend...when a man was killed on Saturday in a shooting..So if its a proven fact that when temperatures drop, killings drop, how do we account for the term Cold Blooded Killers?
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Howard Stern Science Shock Jock Guy
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Conan O’Brien and a small crew flew to Havana Thursday and have spent the weekend filming for his TBS late-night show’s March 4 episode, becoming the first American late-night show to film in Cuba since the US embargo began in 1962.
Jack Paar famously interviewed Fidel Castro for the Tonight Show in 1959, for which Paar got criticized in some circles.
Later Conan will do a special on Transgender Comedy
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The user winks with their right eye for magnification and the left for normal vision.
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Just in Time for Black History Month....
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The Bible Stories we Love...Remember the Lord Giving Moses the Ten Commandments on the Mount Sinai? Wouldn't it be great to have another Biblical Movie with a different Take on this?
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| I NOT ONLY PLAY A PRESIDENT BUT I CAN DANCE TOO..CHECK OUT THESE MOVES....THIS IS CALLED THE BARACK O TANGO |
America's Best President relaxing at the White House in the West Wing Ballroom
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Is the newMount Rushmore Statistically Accurate?
Being dubbed Mt Rawmore...features Hulk Hogan, Nature Boy Rick Flair, The Big Show, and Undertaker.
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Famous Grammy Losers
Kanye in the Best Taped Losers Performance from the Audience Cameo Role
Kanye in the Best Taped Losers Performance from the Audience Cameo Role
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That wraps up this edition of today's nonsensical news
Until tomorrow or the next time I can consult with my co anchor-B W...to see what we can make up and report..May your house be safe from weird relatives showing up on your doorstep
Until tomorrow or the next time I can consult with my co anchor-B W...to see what we can make up and report..May your house be safe from weird relatives showing up on your doorstep
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