MIMICKING THE NEWS AS REPORTED BY ANY NETWORK

It's Wednesday Feb 4 as we hurdle over the midweek news and head toward the weekend roundup. Lots of stuff to talk about today.....this of course is Feb 4th, the 35th day of 2015. There are 330 days left in the year with President Obama's weird imagination. Yesterday he talked about beefing up security on the moon with a space fence---now he's gone even further by adding several billion to the NASA advance iniative to create new high tech laser technology for home invasions against rodents and other critters

plus an improved Border fence here on earth for undocumented mimes crossing over looking for work

Yes this administration is on its feet, off its seat and into your wallets continually looking for ways to spend your money. Washington DC credo "It's Your Money America, Why Not Spend It?"

BACK IN THE TIME TUNNEL

On Feb. 4, 1945, President Franklin D. Roosevelt, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and Soviet leader Jospeh Stalin. In 1789, electors chose George Washington to be the first president of the United States.

In 1861, delegates from six southern states that had recently seceded from the Union met in Montgomery, Alabama, to form the Confederate States of America. In 1932, New York Gov. Franklin D. Roosevelt opened the Winter Olympic Games at Lake Placid.

In 1962, a rare conjunction of the sun, the moon, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn occurred.

In 2004, The social networking website Facebook had its beginnings as Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg launched “ Facebook.” 

Zuckerberg working with Spielberg and Lucas for a Scientific social media version based on Artificial intelligence 

Or I will delete you or unfriend you whichever comes to mind first.

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Blowing out Candles- Former VP Dan Quayle is 68..Rocker Alice Cooper is 67and TV personality Nicolle Wallace (“The View”) is 43 today....celebrating with her own opinion.

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Jordan retaliated hanging two jihadists including a female militant in retribution for ISIS burning to death the captive Jordanian pilot. King Abdullah when he met with White house after the killing of the pilot quoted Clint Eastwood from the Movie "Unforgiven" saying that "there's going to be retribution like ISIS has never seen." (Don't recall that line in the movie---perhaps he would have been better off with this quote from steely eyed Clint

IRS offers extra tax refunds to illegal immigrants granted amnesty by Obama...imagine, jump a fence, pass go and collect a refund. ITS YOUR MONEY AMERICA, WHY NOT SPEND IT????PLUS they now can verify their new status with their new party affiliation

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I HAVE TWO MOMMIES AND ONE DADDY---In England MPs have voted in favour of the creation of babies with DNA from two women and one man, in a historic move.

The UK is now set to become the first country to introduce laws to allow the creation of babies from three people.

In a free vote in the Commons, 382 MPs were in favour and 128 against the technique that stops genetic diseases being passed from mother to child.

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MC DONALDS...KANGAROOS ARE LOVING IT!!!a Beaver Dam, Wisconsin police officer was called to a local Mc Donalds where a woman had a baby kangaroo wrapped in a blanket in a car seat inside the establishment. She was advised to leave, and became upset when she was asked to do so. She presented a letter to the officer stating that the Kangaroo was a service animal and it helped her to cope with her depression. She agreed the leave, and so did the Kangaroo...which heard that Burger King had a Kangaroo friendly atmosphere.

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TAKING A SHOT AT HIMSELF.... Republican Sen. Rand Paul now says he thinks vaccinations are safe.

The potential 2016 presidential contender, said Monday he was aware of “many tragic cases of walking, talking, normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines.”

Late Tuesday, the Kentucky Republican issued a statement in which he denies saying immunizations cause disorders.

Paul says he noted that they were “temporally related,” or connected by time. The senator says he “did not allege causation.” After that he quoted his favorite poem written by KY alumni Ashley Judd

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A new Leggos movie???? Follow the Beatles Abbey Road

That puts another edition to bed, for this Hump Day, as we  hurdle over the midweek and slide toward the weekend. It is my hope that you enjoy this nonsensical look at the news which is an imitation of news articles but enhanced for your entertainment. Any copying or reproduction is strictly prohibited not to mention stupid. Thanks for letting me get into your headlines. Until tomorrow may your house be safe from all