Meanwhile RNC is installing appropriate Resting booths for participating Congressmen and Senators on House floor
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Cleveland Browns management is stating it never had any idea about the off field personal life of Johnny Football Manziel or his issues with alcohol and partying....surely they jest...I mean..when he got the notice of his draft he video taped this for their highlights reel
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BATTLE FIELD IOWA....the state that makes or breaks a Presidential Candidate...news is that VP Joe Biden is losing popularity in the Presidential 2016 race---Pundits are panning the VP's chances at winning a nomination....to which Joe Biden responded
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Scott Walker dropped out of college at Marquette University---in his Senior year..and the focus is now on an investigation into why the Young Republican Ronald Reagan look alike decided to drop out of college. Here is a picture of him when he ran for College Student Council President...
the injury to his left hand according to Uninformed sources (
Brian Williams ) is that he injured it in a Frat house Toga Party 
the injury to his left hand according to Uninformed sources (Brian Williams ) is that he injured it in a Frat house Toga Party
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THE DOCTOR IS OUT-IN?PinnacleHealth System is using eight robots in situations where time or distance prevent the needed doctor from being in the room.
The robots are equipped with things including powerful cameras which can provide a full view of the patient, or zoom in close enough to even test the reflex of the patient's pupil. They can transmit video and sound to a doctor located elsewhere, and enable the doctor to speak to the patient and attending caregivers, who also can see the doctor
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So You Want to Watch a Movie???
Federal employees shouldn't watch hours upon hours of porn at work, according to a new bill from Rep. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.).
The Eliminating Pornography from Agencies Act would try to stop federal employees from accessing, watching, or sharing pornography on government- issued computers and devices.
The inspiration for the bill, said Meadows in a release, came from Inspector General reports on the Environmental Protection Agency. The IG found multiple cases of EPA employees working hard at watching porn.
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Obama: Fight Against ISIS Not 'Another Ground War'
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LIVE AGAIN FOR THE 40TH YEAR IT'S 'SNL"...
"The SNL 40th Anniversary Special," three hours of it, will air live on Sunday at 8 p.m. EST on NBC.
Everyone who has ever been an "SNL" regular, guest host, musical guest or behind-the-scenes creative force has been invited. Indeed, it seems every boldface name who ever tuned in to watch might be showing up at fabled Studio 8H. Attendees announced so far range from Dan Aykroyd, Alec Baldwin and Robert De Niro to Kanye West, Betty White and Kristen Wiig. And to welcome them all, the "Today" show anchor team will host "The SNL 40th Red Carpet Live" at 7 p.m. EST
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SOMETHING OUT OF A STEPHEN KING FLICK...The Florida cat that crawled out of its grave after a traffic accident is now ensnared in a legal dispute over custody involving its owner and the Humane Society of Tampa Bay.
Bart the cat, nicknamed "zombie cat" on social media, made international headlines last month when he surfaced five days after he was hit by a car and buried for dead.
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DC OR BUST ...PALIN 2016 ALASKA TO DC TREK:
Proving again she may be a contender for the next Presidential election, Sarah Palin has already started working on her 2016 Campaign Posters...
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OFF BROADWAY AND ON THE STAGE IN THE CITY OF SIN. DUCK COMMANDER THE MUSICAL
It's all seemed like one big unlikely mashup: the Deep South, God-fearing family of A&E's "Duck Dynasty" turning their tale into a song and dance musical on stage in Sin City.
Even Broadway producer Michael David has been on the receiving end of inevitable surprise and, sometimes, concern when people learned of his involvement in the "Duck Commander Musical."
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That puts a wrap on today's nonsensical look at the news as made up from bits and pieces from the deepest darkest recesses of my wildest imagination..Until tomorrow or the next time I can come up with more stuff to impress future news anchors..may your house be safe from
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