Saturday, February 21, 2015

Oscar Weekend-And In Category of Best Made Up News from A Sullied Anchor

Welcome to the Weekend...the 87th Annual Academy Awards are Sunday night Feb 22nd, and on the Red Carpet lots of action and that's just the A listers and what they are Wearing...of course Anticipation builds again for Leonard Di Caprio as he awaits his opportunities of grabbing a Golden StatuetteIn the past he hasn't been as fortunate as attesting to the After partyThe Official Party Oscar graces La Brea Blvd
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Congress is looking into Climate change doctoring and will be holding hearings on the Subject...Republicans are working on a plan if it turns out to be true to combat any negative effects on the climate in future years
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A TIME TO PLANT...

.Officials in India want to make one thing clear: The tree that President Barack Obama planted in New Delhi three weeks ago is not dead.

It just looks dead.India assured Americans that when the tree was planted it was full of leaves---but like everything else the President touches...it dies eventually.
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Another ISIS Video is out and this one is even more disturbing than the others
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Michael Julian, the former reform Czar hired to come up with effective ways to help reform NYPD after the death of Eric Garner, has been ousted over some of his weird ideas which included arming the police with Breath Mints and Baby Oil...okay if you have an infant criminal with diaper rash and bad breath I guess.
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NO MORE ANIMAL HOUSES?

Members and alumni of the Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity at Wesleyan University have filed a discrimination lawsuit against the Connecticut school over a recent decision that requires all residential fraternities to become coed within three years.

Wesleyan announced the policy in September after several highly publicized issues at fraternity houses, including allegations of sexual assault.

Delta Kappa Epsilon said in a statement Thursday that it is seeking a temporary injunction in Superior Court after learning that students would not be given the option of housing at on-campus single-sex fraternities during the 2015-16 school year, the university’s student newspaper.
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Latest War Ship Commissioned for the Navy
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Is shark fin soup on the way out? Just a few years ago the deadly delicacy was in high demand in China, where it was served at state dinners and other important business or family events. In 2011 more than 10 million kilograms of shark fin were imported to Hong Kong alone. Some shark populations have plummeted in recent years owing to that demand.

Now—thanks in part to a series of campaigns by conservationist groups—the consumption of shark fin soup appears to be on the wane. China has banned serving shark fin soup at state functions, and consumers in both Hong Kong and mainland China have also started to lose their appetite for the dish...The New IN Thing...Sea Cucumbers marine mammals that are relatives of starfish—remain highly traded and consumed in China, where they are eaten as a dish called bĂȘche-de-mer. At least seven sea cucumber species are endangered.
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A President that Loves the Mountaintops and Summits...Let's See President Obama has had several summits...remember the Skateboard summit? Then there was the HE'S DEAD Summit...after the US took out Osama Bin Laden...how about the JEDI SummitBACK OFF YOUNG REPUBLICAN..OR I WILL CUT YOUR HOUSE BILL IN HALF..
Then there was the China Fashion SummitFollowed by the Brushing Off the Constitutional Blues SummitFinally ending with his greatest summit of all...the Explanation of What His Administration is Doing Summit
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Arrested Romanian ex-minister wants to wallpaper her cell

BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) — A former Romanian tourism minister in detention on corruption charges has asked to be allowed to wallpaper and paint her cell walls. Another Famous inmate did the same thing..releasing her Martha Stewart Intimate Jail Cell Decor Line of Living Comfort
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Winking Congressman...Touching Vice PresidentPolitics and their Stranger Bed Fellows.
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That wraps up today's nonsensical venture into the world of made up news pieced together from partially remembered bits and pieces of information stored in the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination, until tomorrow or the next time I can put together more stuff to read during your coffee klatch may your house be safe from Wayward Politicians exhibiting signs of Flirtatious Grabbiass

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