Sunday, February 1, 2015

Search the Headlines-In Them You'll Find Nonsense


Welcome to a Nonsensical Superbowl Sunday, live from the huddled comfort of my Arm Chair, calling the plays, deflating the potato chip bags, and rooting for the Seahawk Cheerleaders, comes the lighter side of news and other views.




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From Google--Something New!!!!! Google has announced it has been making human skin to test as a way to detect cancer. Scientists in the life sciences division of Google X laboratories in California needed to create arms that were as realistic as possible to test the technology.



Secrets and More Secrets: Transportation Secrecy Administration

Federal air marshals say agency brass abuses its authority to hide evidence of wrongdoing. Current and former Federal air marshals have started coming forward with information stating that wrongdoing was occurring and allege that the Transportation Security Administration intentionally hid embarrassing information about supervisors’ misconduct and targeted employees who sought to expose the truth.


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IOWA the state that launches the Presidential Primaries boosting hopeful candidates to the Oval Office also has a Bacon Festival, and one occurred yesterday in Des Moine, Iowa. One of the biggest judges of Bacon? Governor Chris Christie, who is popular on the talk Shows. Of course Chris had to sample all the bacon. Which makes you wonder....NOTHING HE WON'T TURN DOWN!!!

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VIRGINIA IS FOR LOVERS AND FAKE COPS?

Fake cop pulls over real cop...27 year old Shawn Michael Robinson, 27, of Alexandria, Va was driving a Crown Victoria with a spotlight on his car, when he pulled over an off duty police officer-when pulled up along side the cop and tried to make contact, the off duty officer informed him that "he" was a cop, at which point Robinson fled in his vehicle, ditching it with his passenger and he, fleeing on foot. Robinson later turned himself into police where he will be due in court Mar 4 for impersonating a police officer.

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Now, the lighter stuff....Peyton Manning is trying to decide which career path to take when he finally retires from Football...SNL performer, Broadcaster, spokesman for Nationwide Insurance, or Papa Johns Pizza Pimp

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Speaking of Pizza...the world of Entertainment and America's favorite pie team up together to give you a new Celebrity Pizza joint that will rock your world

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Mitt Romney who decline to run for President in 2015 has just announced he will try his hand in Summer Stock with hopes of an Off Broadway production



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The Bill Belichick Goodyear Balloon Half time Blimp Ride has been grounded for Superbowl 49, as there is not enough air in the blimp, to get it into the air.
OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, CAN I RIDE IN THE BALLOON??? CAN I, HUH? CAN I, PLEASSSEEEEEE?
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FROM TV, THE REVISED HIT....ABOUT THREE COUPLES WHO FIND LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN THIS MAD TWISTED ROUND BALL OF OURS WE CALL OUR WORLD...ITS HOW I MET YOUR BROTHER, PLAYING WITH DEFLATED BALLS, AND ATE HIS RICE A RONI, WHILE BREAKING HIS HEART.

  
*****YES LOVE IS A MANY SPLINTERED THING******

THAT PUTS A WRAP ON TODAY'S USELESS NEWS ... TACKLING THE TOUGH ISSUES AND REPORTING WHAT HAD TO BE REPORTED. REMEMBER THIS STUFF IS MADE UP..READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, BUT DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY EQUIPMENT WHILE READING, AS YOU MAY FALL ASLEEP AT THE KEYBOARD AND CREATE 1828384848589509RTKSDA[WUTIYIYUYUO]UIU\\SEE WHAT I MEAN?  UNTIL TOMORROW OR THE NEXT TIME WE CAN GET TOGETHER MAY YOUR HOUSE BE SAFE FROM WAYWARD FRISBEES, DRONES AND THE NEW NFL...SUPPORTING VIOLENCE ON A TV NEAR YOU.











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