Saturday Morning Gossip Alert- Water Cooler News from Other Views

Good Saturday Morning and welcome to the Water Cooler News Edition for this Saturday Morning Feb 14, 2015..I'm Brian Williams, and the biggest news wow in my life, I was at the Brandenburg Gate the night the Berlin Wall Came down..How about that?

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REFUNDS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' REFUNDS!

Illinois Congressman Luis Guiterrez says he did not know that illegals would be given tax refunds even if they didn't pay taxes. IRS Commissioner John Kosinken told members of Congress on Wednesday that even if illegal immigrants didn't pay taxes, they would get refunds, once they got their social security numbers. And according to George Bush who started with the Immigration push---
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BI-Party Politically Correct...
Oregon will get its first openly Gay Bixsexual governor Wednesday, when Governor John Kizhaber resigns. Oregon Secretary of State Kate Brown (D) will become the first openly bisexual governor in U.S. history. This endorsement from the LGBT community
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Arkansas is introducing a new legislative mandate that will allow Fires and Hot tubbing in the city of Hope.....According to the City Council, it's to help bring together Democrats and Republicans and other Rednecks who love hot tubbing.
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Apple is in the process of building its own electric car called the Titan..Rumors of an Apple-branded vehicle have been around for years, but began to gather steam when Apple was revealed as the company behind a fleet of mysterious sensor-laden vans which have appeared around the U.S. in recent months. Those vans, which are almost certainly designed for data collection to augment Apple's mapping service, are unlikely to be directly related to any potential vehicle project, which is likely years away from production. The Titan is still a bit of an Enigma as they are testing prototype mapping systems based on different IOS systems.
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Today is Valentine's Day---We call it Hearts and Flowers in different types of promotions. Love is in the air, along with cupid shooting the love arrows, Chocolates and flowers and bubble baths..Ah Valentine's Day...A time to Love, gain weight and get Cavities. Remember Flowers Feed the Soul, but Chocolate Fills the Cravings.
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DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES????
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FACE BOOK CENSORSHIP ON THE RISE
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DRAW THE PROPHET---Contest will be held at the site where a Stand with the Prophet gathering was held...in Houston Texas...Now there is a drawing contest in honor of Charlie Hebdo (the French magazine attacked by Islamic terrorists in which several cartoonists and the editor were murdered for their drawings and political commentary on the Prophet Muhammad. Winner Gets $10,000 and this poster.

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GLOBAL WARMING--WINTER VORTEX 0R WAS IT THE EXPLODING BLUE FLUSH TOILET BOWL THAT LED TO BLUE SNOW IN RUSSIA?

Russian city wakes up to find it is covered in BLUE snow: Bizarre weather strikes remote area that was hit by a meteorite in 2013

• Residents in Chelyabinsk woke up to odd-coloured snow in the streets
• Some locals complained of having sore throats after contact with it
• It sparked fears that the snow was contaminated with toxic materials 
• Local reports claimed it was actually a 'minor' dye spill from a factory 
• Viteks Company reassured locals the colourant did not pose health risks

Later reported that the city sewer system was being cleaned with an Industrial Blue flush and the toxic fumes caused an explosion..which in turn mixed with the right atmospheric conditions and Voila' blue snow...seems plausible! But it was a mill spill...from a factory.

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Following a series of record-setting snowfalls, New England on Friday got a new metric for how severe its winter has been: The town of Alton, New Hampshire called off its annual ice carnival due to a forecast calling for more snow and brutal cold.  The carnival, which Sample said has been held for more than two decades, typically draws about 1,000 visitors out onto the frozen lake's Alton Bay for games and rides, as well as to see small planes that land on the ice.

The ice was also a bit slushy following a recent ice-fishing competition, which added to Sample's concern.

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A FRIGID WEEKEND AHEAD FOR NEW ENGLAND

A ferocious blizzard — as powerful as a Category 2 hurricane — is forecast to hammer parts of the Northeast and New England with heavy snow, howling winds and pounding waves late Saturday into Sunday.

The storm's predicted barometric pressure, a measure of the storm's intensity, "is typically observed with a Category 2 hurricane," the National Weather Service in Boston said.

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That puts a wrap on today's Useless news you can't use, but its good fodder for those Water Cooler gossip sessions. And you don't have to buy a paper..this is delivered through email and World Wide web. Until the next time I can get more stuff gathered from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination, have a great weekend and a very Happy Valentines day...and May Cupid be ever in your heart