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Portions of today are closed captioning for the laughter impaired.
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Latest news flash...Researchers for Equal rights equality have listed chess as a racist game
Heavy drinkers have the lowest IQs, study claims
New findings show a link between a lower IQ and and alcohol consumption amongst young men. The study, which was carried out by researchers at the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, surveyed 49,321 Swedish men who were born between 1949 to 1951 and were conscripted for Swedish military service from 1969 to 1971. IQ tests done upon conscription, alcohol intake, pattern of drinking, tobacco use, and medical conditions were all examined.
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These Quick News Blips:
Jeb Bush along with President Obama may differ in politics, but on the issue of immigration, Jeb is for it, and states that Immigrants create far more businesses than native-born Americans over the last 20 years. Immigrants are more fertile, and they love families and they have more intact families.”
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A Bathroom explosion occurred over the weekend in Rhode Island, no serious injuries. Just like a scene out of Lethal Weapon. Did you know that Bathroom accidents are responsible for a lot of injuries in the US. Sure with all the methane gas fumes emitted it could easily cause a flash spark with the electric or gas water heater resulting in a combustible experience that could be harmful, if not memorable.
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I'LL DRINK TO THAT!!!
Heavy drinkers have the lowest IQs, study claims
New findings show a link between a lower IQ and and alcohol consumption amongst young men. The study, which was carried out by researchers at the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, surveyed 49,321 Swedish men who were born between 1949 to 1951 and were conscripted for Swedish military service from 1969 to 1971. IQ tests done upon conscription, alcohol intake, pattern of drinking, tobacco use, and medical conditions were all examined.
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Are there similarities in Hillary Clinton's book "Hard Choices" and GOP 2016 candidate Carly Fiorina, former Hewlett Packard CEO book "Tough Choices"? The Similarities are striking according to insiders. Fiorina wrote her book in 2007 and in June of last year Hillary released her book- you know with all these made up stories about who remembered what and when, and how the stories really went...it's beginning to sound a lot like Made Up Gate. Hillary has not yet responded however one can only imagine what her response would be
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52 % of the poorest Obama care recipient are having to pay tax penalty of $530 back to IRS as part of the Tax credit given to them based on their last years IRS tax statements. The Poor keep getting their wallets robbed. 800,000 false 1095 tax reporting forms were sent out to tax payers and it is unknown what type of effect this will have on their Tax returns-in reference to refunds or having to pay back portions of the credit. OBAMA CARE...IT WORKS FOR SOMEBODY BUT NOT AMERICAN BODIES.
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The Blair Witch Project Revisits The Song of the South
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The Presidents Overseas China Summit went off without a hitch with stops in Beijing and at the Great Wall for the Ceremonial Bowing Procession
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And now a special Sarah Palin guest moment 
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That wraps up the nonsensical, unbelievably sliced and diced and minced together fake news from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination. Until tomorrow may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Russian Dictators with a Trigger Happy Robotic Joystick Fetish
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