for the 87th Annual Grammy Awards, which is deemed to be the Dullest Show on Earth...Neil Patrick Harris is the Host again this year. Some of the Awards are for Best Actress in an Orphan Movie, Best Rogaine Supported Actor, Best Screenplay for a Comedy of Errors, and of course a new Award for Least Liked Actress. There is an Award for Best Movie Short...00 Obama..here's a clip from the movie expected to win in that category
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Governor Scott Walker says he isn't sure that President Obama is a Christian. Former Mayor Rudy Guilliani said the President doesn't love America, and its uncertain that the Pope isn't Gay
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WHAT'S IN THE OSCAR NOMINEES $125,000 GIFT BAG...Don't feel bad for any of the losers, just being an Oscar Nominee in a category garners an actor, actress, screen writer, producer, director, a gift bag full of Swag to the tune of $125,000, like a 3 night stay in a resort in Tuscany, and afterglow Vibrator (for those long lonely nights), $800 gift certificate for a custom Candy and dessert buffet, plus a biggie
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THE CHURCH WITH A HEART AND GUN:
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Francis urged members of Italian organized crime groups on Saturday to repent, saying the Catholic Church would welcome them if they promised to stop serving the cause of evil.
He spoke during an audience at the Vatican for pilgrims and anti-crime activists from the southern region of Calabria, home to the 'Ndrangheta, mainland Italy's equivalent of the Sicilian Mafia.
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Do you think the 3 parent Babies idea will ever be big on Trash Talk TV?
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The Oscars will be a night of Glamour, Glitz and Al Sharpton protesting the 20 white nominees on the ballots to win
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That pretty much wraps up this illusion of the news as drawn out from the darkest deepest recesses of my warped speed imagination. Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more incredibly unbelievable stuff to talk about around the water coolers may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Animated Politicians
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