Sunday, February 15, 2015

Sunday Satire-News for the Morning Coffee Klatch

Welcome to the Weekend..Today is Sunday, Feb. 15, the 46th day of 2015. There are 319 days left in the year....The Pope will be holding a conference to talk about sex...maybe he should view 50 Shades of Grey first

I NEVER SAW SO MUCH BLATANT VULGARITY IN ALL MY LIFE AND THAT WAS JUST THE ACTING!!!!!
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50 Shades of Grey opened up with the highest ticket sales in a February since the 2004 The Passion of the Christ...50 Shades opened with $30.2 million while in 2004 The Passion of the Christ hit at $26.6million.. The Kingsman : Secret Service with Colin Firth opened at $10.5 million and Sponge Bob in third place with 6.5 million...
Afterwards one movie goer had this to say about 50 Shades
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Canada is in our history highlight today---it was on this date  Feb. 15, 1965, Canada’s new maple-leaf flag, which replaced the “Red Ensign” design, was unfurled in ceremonies in Ottawa...
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ARTIFICIALLY HACKED INTELLIGENCE?
A top futurist and former advisor to the FBI and Interpol warns that criminal hackers could one day kidnap people with AI-enhanced brains and threaten to wipe their memories in return for a ransom.
Marc Goodman, who has also worked with the US Secret Service, told Singularity Hub of his concerns about mind reading and neurohacking
Asked to imagine the weirdest future crime scenario, Goodman responded, “I think holding people’s memories hostage in demand of an extortion payment would be a fairly horrific crime. Of course, this is all theoretical now. We do not have the capacity to do this. But I thoroughly believe it will be forthcoming.”  White House not worried...
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The USDA has found a new way to measure Bovine Excrement purity in relation to its contents....and this particular method will be used in the White House to measure the amount of BULL SHIT Americans are fed
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NEW TV SEASON COMING UP...WATCH THE NIELSEN RATINGS PLUMMET
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A new movie that features Steve Carelle as a traveling salesman who deals in plastic surgery...Its Called SKIN....here's a movie trailer with Carelle and Marissa Lampert as Miss Flexins..Anchorman Movie animated GIF
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MEASLES LAND OR BUST!!!!!!
OKAY, WE ARE HERE NEAR THE MAGICAL TRAIN RIDE..I THINK THE EXCLUDED SPOT MEASLESVANIA IS WAY OVER THERE...THINK WE'LL SKIP THAT ATTRACTION....I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY VACCINATION YET...
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MONDAY FEB 16TH is PRESIDENTS DAY...and we celebrate it with a Sale...On sale tomorrow
George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Andrew Jackson  and new edition.. Jimmy Carter...Carter is going for Peanuts..
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REMEMBER THE SHIRLEY TEMPLE CLASSIC ON THE GOOD SHIP LOLLI -EWOK?
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is starring in City Slickers 3: Curly's My Little Pony...scheduled to be released this summer in time for Vacation traveling...
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HAS BEEN Brothers Proudly presents the new Chia Pet for Politically Correct Politicians..Its Obama Pet...Watch his hair grow and the Fiscal Debt at the same time...speaking of which...
President Obama and Speaker John Boehner have been filming a mini movie concerning Fiscal Budget Management to be released to the House and Senate with a Scheduled Dec 24th Christmas date...
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Don't Want to go to Disney land because of a chance of catching the measles? Then go to the Theater and see the coming Disney Release
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REMEMBER THIS???

Image result for I am not a cook gifsGERALD FORD WAS THEN SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THEN TOOK ONE OF HIS MANY TRIPS AS PRESIDENT
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That wraps up today's look at the news as seen from the deepest darkest recesses of my wildest imagination. Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more incredibly made up news may your house be safe from high tech security drones 

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