Tuesday, February 10, 2015

TUESDAY'S MISALIGNED NEWS FARE


Welcome to a Tuesday--another fun filled day of news and other stuff imagined from the deepest recesses of a warped speed imagination and retold by Brian Williams
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A New Secret 332 page document has surfaced on President Obama's net neutrality law as a way of gaining money from consumers...you have to read it to believe it...
Ajit Pai, the sole Republican Commissioner on the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), inferred in a Tweet that President Barack Obama’s secret, 332-page “Net Neutrality” document is a scheme for federal micro-managing of the Internet to extract billions in new taxes from consumers and again enforce progressives’ idea of honest, equitable, and balanced content fairness.
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Debate is going on at 30 Rock about the fate of NBC Nightly news anchor Brian Williams, should he stay or should he go..Everyone is trying to make some sort of a decision. Meanwhile, Brian is hopeful he will be kept as the anchor and go on to produce another NBC News program--BRIAN WILLIAMS...NEWS MY WAY.....
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Papparazzi caught up with Kanye West who was still stinging over Beck's beating out Beyonce for Album of the year, and criticism of his antics in trying to interrupt Beck's award speech. Kanye in his usual candor but a little more sullen proclaimed
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New Study being done by AT&T consumer panel which indicates that Telemarketers are causing problems for consumers and creating a PTSD type disability called
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WHEN YOU MESS UP YOU MOVE UP...THE DC WAY...
The deputy director of the U.S. Secret Service is leaving his post, the agency said on Monday, in the latest top level departure this year after a series of high profile security lapses.A.T. Smith has accepted another position within the Department of Homeland Security effective Tuesday, the Secret Service said in a statement.
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Just another day of Bird Watching with Kim Yong Un
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Democratic Party Social Politics
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A human skull thought to have been a Civil War soldier’s turns out to be older  much older.
Scientists determined that the remains, which were nearly sold at an auction last year, were those of a Native American man, aged 22–25, who likely lived around 1269–1299 in the American Southwest.
The skull’s previous owner claimed it was from the Battle of Gettysburg while preparing to auction it off in June 2014, along with other artifacts supposedly from that era. In a Related news discovery...a brain donor has been located in the White House...go figure
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Paul Mc Cartney Grammy Moment....dancing to ELO's Evil Woman---well sorta
COME ON COME ON THROW ME THE BALL...I'M HERE..OVER HERE...THROW IT, I CAN MAKE IT FROM THE KIDDIE THROW LINE!!!
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FINALLY MADONNA APPEARS ON AN OPRAH SPECIAL....A REFLECTION OF HER LIFE STORY
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That wraps up this nonsensical look at the news as recalled from the deepest darkest recesses of my imagination. Some facts may be hazy and not remembered correctly. Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together some news that might be believable may your house be safe from unwavering newsmen seeking the real story behind the made up stuff and using their Hitlerian questioning techniques to extract answers

1 comment:

  1. I miss Brian Williams. He should be doing the news on NBC.
    What a mistake that was to let him go.

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