Clearing the Midweek News Hurdles

HUMP HUMP HUMP DAY, it's Wednesday, as we clear the Midweek Hurdles over the news obstacles of this week

Washington Calling for UN Global warming talks in Paris Nov 30 to Dec 11 to target global warming initiatives and cutting gas emissions from 28% levels back in 2005 within next decade by targeting oil and gas, vehicles, buildings and other forms of hot airToday is April 1st, the 91st  day of the year with only 274 days left to check and delete those unwanted Hillary emails.
Yep it is April Fool day---April Fools' Day (sometimes called April Fool's Day or All Fools' Day) is celebrated every year on the first day of April as a day when people play practical jokes and hoaxes on each other. The jokes and their victims are known as "April fools". Hoax stories may be reported by the press and other media on this day and explained on subsequent days. Popular since the 19th century, the day is not a national holiday in any country, but it is well known in India, Canada, Europe, Australia, Brazil and the United States.

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History Highlights: 1924 Adolf Hitler received a 5 year prison sentence for his role in the  Beer Hall Putsch in Munich Germany. He went on to write that long bookYou know Hitler announced gun bans in Germany during his reign as the leader, and he did it with children surrounding him, much like President Obama did--as a side note....you can teach your kids the right things about gun safety if you got the right teacherContinuing our look at history, back on this day in 1970 President Richard M Nixon signed legislation banning the advertisement of cigarettes on radio and television to become effective Jan 1, 1971...Nixon went on to bigger things like resigning the Presidency over Watergate a few years later, and then headed off to Hollywood to make a feature Crook FilmIn 1972, the first Major League Baseball player's strike began last 12 days, and that 7th inning stretch really had to be a bitch

Happy 44th birthday to MSNBC political analyst Rachel Maddow--she is on the road promoting her new book



In case you didn't know: 
REPORT: FACEBOOK secretly tracking all users...
Even after they delete their accounts!

Scientific Breakthrough:  from a scene out of the Six Million Dollar Man

Gentleman we have the capability to rebuild them, making them stronger, faster, harder working, yes and get them off their farms into society productive living

Bionic ants could be tomorrow's factory workers...No longer relegated to raiding picnics, or making trails and building anthills and wandering around in circles like in a desert for so many years..Now capable of industry, capable of storing more food for winter while the grasshopper screws around and capable of a bigger bite!!!! Bionic Ants..We can build it if we dream it

Just How Healthy really is the Michelle Obama healthy lunches?

Michelle O 'healthy' lunches fed to pigs...
Five tons a week in New Mexico...

A new report is out that says we work from Jan 1st to April 24th just to pay taxes, and when we try to call the IRS to find out critical answers to questions, 60% of the phone calls go unanswered

its a case of Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

Girls will be Girls and Boys will be Boys and Transgenders will rule TV...Orange is the New Black has broken ground for new reality shows to take to the air...April 11th look for New Girls on the Block, (sounds like a singing group), it premiers featuring 6  transgender women in various transition living in Kansas City, Missouri. TLC will air All That Jazz, about 14-year-old activist and YouTube star Jazz Jennings, who allows cameras to follow her as she navigates suburban South Florida adolescence. And also this summer, ABC Family will offer Becoming Us, a real-life version of Transparent. The unscripted show focuses on 17-year-old Chicago teen Ben Lehwald, whose dad, Charlie, undergoes sexual-reassignment surgery to become Carly. 

Meanwhile Bruce Jenner who is transitioning from Male Decatholon Athlete to Barbara Billingsley homemaker continues his change over and possible details on E! Tv. 

Our Porous Borders...just to show you how incredibly open to illegal immigration the US is...

California getting 'second-hand smog' from Asia...

Google Search makes people think they are absolutely Brainiacs!!!

Search engines like Google or Yahoo make people think they are smarter than they actually are because they have the world's knowledge at their fingertips, psychologists at Yale University have found.

Browsing the internet for information gives people a ‘widely inaccurate’ view of their own intelligence and could lead to over-confidence when making decisions, experts warn.

In a series of experiments, participants who had searched for information on the internet believed they were far more knowledgeable about a subject that those who had learned by normal routes, such as reading a book or talking to a tutor. Internet users also believed their brains were sharper. However random tests conducted on certain White House personnel proved, not everyone computer savvy or knowledgeable or even using that much of their brain, if any!!

That puts a wrap on today's Useless News you can't use, but it's fun to read and delete anyway. Until tomorrow or the next time I can gather more super intelligent news stuff from the darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination, may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and any politicians promoting Foreign Relations with Illegal Aliens in any shape form or fashion

UH LADIES, I LOVE IT!!! TWINS!!!! UH HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH FUN SINCE I LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE. WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MONICA?