Monday, April 6, 2015

Monday News Munchies

Got the Monday News Munchies?Today's headlines contains no sugar or msg or extra additives. This stuff is content free and easy to digest and delete and eco friendly in cyber space. Welcome to Monday-time to kick start the week
Here is today's munchies as we gather up bits and pieces of stuff made up appropriate for your Monday Morning water cooler Gossip get togetherMajor League Baseball Opening day today! : It will be the busiest Opening Day in major league history. 
WHAT DYA MEAN MY MOTHER WEARS UMPIRE MASKS?

For the first time ever, 28 teams—all but Sunday night’s combatants, the Cardinals and the Cubs—are scheduled to begin their seasons on the same day. This marks only the third time since baseball expanded to 30 teams in 1998 that every club will debut within a two-day span. The last time that happened was 2011, when 12 teams opened on a Thursday and the other 18 debuted on Friday. 

Get Ready America-
RAND PAUL READY...
SETS TUESDAY PRESIDENTIAL LAUNCH...
WASH POST LEAD MONDAY: Walks balance between libertarian, conservative support...Here is a clip of a speech that he might insert into his Presidential Bid Announcementor his back up favorite--Limerick Time and Rhyme with Rand Paultelevision animated GIF




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A Brooklyn woman scored a judge’s approval to legally change her relationship status to “single” via Facebook.

In a landmark ruling, Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Matthew Cooper is allowing a nurse named Ellanora Baidoo to serve her elusive husband with divorce papers via a Facebook message.Image result for FB DIVORCE LIKE IMAGES

Baidoo, 26, “is granted permission serve defendant with the divorce summons using a private message through Facebook,” with her lawyer messaging Victor Sena Blood-Dzraku through her account, Cooper wrote.

Scientists have made a startling discovering in England-foot prints believed to be at least 800,000 years old, and the oldest of prints outside of  Africa and believed to be the first implications of humans in Northern Europe. The prints found encased in ancient estuary mud in Happisburgh England are believed to be those of the earliest humans found.FootprintsWonder if Dr Scholl's was originally the first precursor in footmapping

Former Texas A&M QB, now sometimes Cleveland Browns Back Up QB Johnny Manziel took a break this weekend out of Rehab from his hard partying, to tee off on the Links in Louisiana. He golfed with his dad and sister and even autographed pictures for fans.Manziel could get out as early as next week.

Happy Birthday to Former Minnesota Republican Michele Bachmann, who is blowing out 59 candles todayActor John Ratzenberger (who played Cliff on Cheers) is 68Hopefully Baseball will be full of strikes this year----That puts a wrap on today's Useless News You Can't Use, But It's Fun To Read And Delete Anyway. Portions of today have the Hillary Clinton Email Seal of Approvalthis blog is available through email, and if by some weird chance you do not receive it, then you know why. Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more incredible fluff and stuff from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination, may your House be Safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and  Weird Reading is Fundamental representatives who may show up at your Morning breakfast table

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