Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Tuesday News Trappings and Other Miscellanious Things To Read

Happy Tuesday---this is April 7th...the 97th day of the year with 278 days left on the Calendar-for someone else to officially enter the Presidential Fray- So Far Rand Paul is in, but there's a lot of Candidate hopefuls- New Jerseys Chris Christie the heavyweight, Scott Walker of Wisconsin, Talk of Hillary Clinton too, but who knows if she will get around to emailing her intent or not...
possibly Mitt Romney? Again? Sarah Palin hasn't announced, because she is busy on her new Half Baked Alaskan Cup Cakes for the Grizzly Hunting season coming up...

Happy Birthday Wishes to Janis Ian, who had the hit At 17...she is blowing out 64 candles today.




Wayne Rogers who played Trapper John on TV series Mash, is 82....Francis Ford Coppola is 76...director of the The God Father movies and also Apocalypse Now...Nothing like the smell of Napalm candles burning on the birthday cake huh?

Rand Paul Fashion for the White House: Oval Office Formal Scientists say that 20% of the population suffer from what is known as Exploding Head Syndrome which affects sleep and causes possible paralysis type symptoms. Apparently the symptoms are the hearing of loud noises as you drift off to sleep,  much like hearing doors slam, engines roar, thunder or big blasts or explosive type noises and waking up to realize that the sounds are imaginary.
Previous studies found one in ten people will experience the condition at least once in their lifetime, with women twice as likely to suffer than men.  Further it is believed Women are very adapt to hear when Hubby is Rifling through their purses for pocket change.

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Number one Contender for 2016? And his Platform?Image result for Weird ted cruz gifs

A 4 ft 100 pound bust of Edward Snowden was erected in Brooklyn's Fort Green park on Monday by unknown perpetrators, believed to be a small band of artists, who admire Edward Snowden the whistle blower who leaked classified information from NSA to the media. Snowden currently exiled in Russia.From the Horror File...a Grown Up Chuck Doll



Hillary Clinton Buttons for 2016And of course, the famous Clinton County Residence

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE IF I DELETE EMAIL, OR NOT? I STILL DON'T LIKE THE ACCOMMODATIONS. IT CERTAINLY ISN'T 1600 PA AVE!!!!




An Oregon mother says she got more than she bargained for when she picked up an Easter gift for her toddler in the clearance section of a local Walmart.

Christina Marie Hannah's, of Otis, said she found three bags of marijuana stuffed inside the "Smart Shots Sports Center," toy, according to a police spokesman in the city of Newport, where the item was purchased.
The toy, made by VTech, is for children around the ages of one and two and comes with multiple parts including balls to toss in a basket and a screen that lights up---so the buyer can light up too. Unknown how this got into the toy or into Walmart. Walmart is now capitalizing on its new Slogan...If It's Dope, It's Walmart

The Art of the Hair Toupee..Donald Trump's new offering---for the 100 Mile an Hour Trump Hurricane ToupeeEveryone is going crazy over these toupees---Image result for donald trump hurricane toupee imagesImage result for donald trump hurricane toupee imagesYes stars and personalities are flocking to the stores to buy the new Donald Trump 100 Mile An Hr Trump Hurricane Toupee..guaranteed to withstand being blown away by high winds, or hot air Politicians or Ego Centric celebrities.

That wraps up this Edition of Useless News You Can't Use, but It's Fun to Read and Delete anyway. Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more made up fluff and stuff for your coffee klatch, may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and  the latest Rock N Roll Group around- Little KissImage result for mean little people imageswho will be appearing at the first minibar near you.

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