TGIF News-Ripped from the Headlines and Made Up for Your Weekend Entertainment

TGIF, good Friday morning, as we head off into the weekend...a look at the news that is made up, and pieced together from headlines ripped from reality. This news a courtesy of Brian Williams and the Not Employed Prime Time News Anchors

From Hollywood, Major Movies coming to the Silver Screen----

1.  An Embattled, Embittered former first lady becomes a Senator, then moves into Secretary of State position, and becomes even more embattled, embittered and goes from Scandal to Scandal, involving dirty politics, it's Hillary Clinton: YOU HAD MAIL!!!!

2. The Tale of Leaving an Ancient Land for a New Land with a New Beginning-starring Charleston Heston as Pancho Villa in : Exodus, The Amnesty Immigration3. The Story of Intrigue and Mystery, how things get moved around in the White House and Mysteriously Misplaced...the movie starring Eddie Murphy as President Barack Obama. President by Day, and Furniture mover by Night..in 

And finally the 4th biggest movie expectation from the Silver Screens of Hollywood: The Story of a Young Girl, growing up Lean and Hungry and Looking for a Way to Gain Weight, so she can Gain Attention, then going through Weight Watchers Program, becoming the First Lady and Opening her Own Chain of Hamburger Restaurants: It's Michelle Mc Donald's Hunger Games Restaurant-Where no one leaves Hungry or Underfed

FRONT PAGE NEWS LEAK: SECRET SERVICE HEADQUARTERS GETS OVERHAUL

There are surveillance photos that indicate a runway built in the South China sea by China could be used for Military Aircraft---of course spying on it might be difficult when looking for Military aircraft under the seaProject Runway loves the idea and is building an underground Fashion Runway for its next projectLeave it up to the Japanese when it comes to really Innovative Technology---

In a world where online shopping is king, Toshiba hopes technology can change the in store experience - with a robo-assistant.
The firm's humanoid robot is set to start work at the information desk of a department store in Tokyo to help customers find their way around.
The female-looking robot, named Aiko Chihira, will only speak Japanese - but she is also capable of sign language.WELCOME TO WALMART--DO YOU NEED A SHOPPING BASKET? CAN I HELP YOU WITH EXPRESS CHECK OUT? WILL THAT BE CREDIT CARD OR CASH? HOW MANY ITEMS DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR BASKET? HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO SPEND ON OUR EVERY DAY LOW PRICES BS?

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Twitter will be cracking down on abusive speech or hateful speech-in an effort to curb some of the tweets appearing on the social media, twitter will from time to time turn the tweets over to its enforcement section for review according to its new policies it has written and will use it as an enforcement tool without limiting freedom of speech. Facebook not to be outdone, which already works on it's posting issues with its own enforcement section is now adding a new feature to its social media platform:

Look for Face Book news with David Muir any day now. First guest reporter, Brian Williams.

The NFL might consider building its own prison, what with the problems it has had off the field with players, from domestic abuse, to drugs, to murder. Just in ....Aaron Hernandez, former NFL tight end for New England Patriots, found guilty of murder-and sentenced to life without parole.When the verdict was read, Hernandez asked candidly-Hernandez has already put in his Thanksgiving meal request

Get out the Vote, anyway you can!!!!

A Pentagon official sat before a committee of the Washington State Legislature in January and declared that the U.S. military supported a bill that would allow voters in the state to cast election ballots via email or fax without having to certify their identities. Of course also another alternative- is this nifty online voting tool--a Hillary Email voting delete program.

Marco Rubio is quite a dancer-in high school he was in the King Cobras competition, dressed as a Chippendale's dancer and sang Lionel Richies classic "Still". Now in his new book, "American Son" Rubio recounts his life as a Miami immigrant American going through High school, living the normal teenage life and dancing at discos on Saturday nightAND STAR WARS CONTINUES, ON AND  ON....STAR WARS VIII...THE GERIATRIC FEATURES CHEWBACA AND A 72 YEAR OLD HANS SOLO

The 10th Annual course on exorcism has gotten off to a bang in Rome, with a full house of 170 students eager to learn how to recognize and fight demonic possession.

Sponsored by the Vatican Congregation for the Clergy and organized by the Sacerdos Institute, the weeklong course titled “Exorcism and Prayer of Liberation” is taking place at the European University of Rome from April 13 to 18.

The course consists in a series of meetings aimed at giving priests, doctors, psychologists, teachers, and pastoral workers the instruments they need to recognize and deal with cases of demonic possession and distinguish them from disturbances of a psychological or medical natural nature.

FINALLY IN OUR NEWS WRAP UP FOR FRIDAY...DISNEY LAND---THE LAND OF TERRORIST PARK TOURISTS?


Going to Disney World this summer? Don’t laugh excessively with widely open staring eyes — because those behavior indicators could identify you as a potential terrorist. Packing a Mickey Mouse costume? Wearing a disguise is another indicator.

Yes, the Transportation Security Administration’s embattled $900 million behavior detection program, called Screening of Passengers by Observation Techniques, or SPOT, is not just used at airports. It’s also used at theme parks.

TSA has trained security teams from SeaWorld, Disney World and Busch Gardens to use the same checklist of behavior indicators, which includes “wearing a disguise,” “whistling,” “exaggerated yawning” and “excessive laughter,” according to interviews and documents obtained by The Intercept.

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That puts a wrap on this edition of Today's Useless news that you can't use, but it's fun to read, and delete anyway. Remember, reading this news will do nothing for your personality, social life, or increase your mental acumen for solving algorithmic equations or answering questions to the big question..What Am I Here in this Universe For? It will do absolutely nothing, but hopefully entertain, amuse and make you aware, that Laughter is better Medicine, than Obama Health Care

So until tomorrow or the next day when I can piece together more stuff, ripped from the headlines and pieced together for your morning coffee klatch, ,may your House always be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Old Gun Enthusiasts who still feel luckier than most Punks

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