Good Thursday Morning...and from our little corner of the world, here is the news stuff that is ripped from the Headlines for your Thursday, tattered bits and pieces put together to put a smile on your face and liven up your gossip line at the water fountain 

History According to the Historical Records from Old Yellowed Pages of Times Gone By:

Today is April 23, the 113th day of 2015 with 252 days left in the year just in case you are counting down. By the way if you are wondering how often Congress works or takes off holidays, here is a December Calendar that kind of gives you an idea of what their Schedule looks like

You tube made history back on this date in 2005 when the the channel downloaded it's first video, an 18 second piece entitled Me at the Zoo (with co-founder Jawed Karim standing in front of an elephant enclosure at the San Diego Zoo, commenting on the animals' "really, really, really long, uh, trunks." (Today, YouTube claims more than 1 billion users and says that 300 hours of video are uploaded every minute.)

Related History note: 1973 remember when Rosemary Woods, the secretary for Richard Nixon erased 18 minutes of the secret recordings from the Oval Office, known as the Water Gate Tapes-similarities occurring in today's political arena

In 1985, the Coca-Cola Co. announced it was changing the secret flavor formula for Coke (negative public reaction forced the company to resume selling the original version). The Original bottle featured more Fizz for Snorting---

Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal signed a law allowing legally owned guns in bars without restriction and in some churches, schools and government buildings under certain circumstances.

• BULLET NOTES:  Police Shoot Pedestrian Who Was Carrying Illegal Guns

A Report has just been released, contrary to popular belief, your posts you delete before being posted on Face Book, is collected. It was originally reported that they only collected data on postings, but in December 2013, it was reported that Face book plants code in browsers that returns meta data every time somebody types out a status update or comment but deletes it before posting.

At the time, Face book maintained that it only received information indicating whether somebody had deleted an update or comment before posting it, and not exactly what the text said.

Birthday Calendar: Celebrities blowing out candles and Changing their Depends....Lee Majors, the Six Million Dollar man is 76 today. Yes he is Slower, bulkier, and there is no technology to make him good looking again, or faster or more appealing as a Super hero.  Also blowing out candles.. Filmmaker-author Michael Moore is 61.  Michael has allegedly signed a deal to do an Immigration documentary piece

And the thought for today:  "In the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes." — Andy Warhol, American pop artist (1928-1987).

A flood of Immigrants crossing over into German Borders----From Mexico To Berlin- Ich Bin Ein Cerveza Drinker. Germany is now getting flooded by immigrants and is asking for Euros to help stem the tide of the over burdening crowd of new Beer Drinkers.

I Did not Take donations from that Foreign Government..Well maybe some pocket change, well Okay 26 million dollars for speaking at Charitable fund raisers. OK, okay, so I begged for Donations because I felt poor, does that make you happy?

Bill Clinton collected $26 million dollars in speaking fees, and as part of the Clinton Initiative, he and Hillary have been raking in the Bucks. Clinton Foundation received Cash from Russia, and other foreign governments. Clinton Foundation also took in a few million dollars off of Hillary Clinton's popularity over the email scandal

Unveiling the Bruce Jenner Line of Decathlon Dress Wear for that Sporty Ball that requires some Physical Acumen.

NYET, DA, NYET, DA, NYET, DA...GET YOUR RED COMMIE HANDS OFF MY SCARF OR I WILL BARF ALL OVER YOU...NYET, DA, NYET, DA

From Russia with Kid Gloves: The Secret Service Police are cracking down on Illegal Scarves being worn by teens in the tiny town of Scarvamaravia. The scarves are said to be used to keep illegal hairpins in place and Russians are angry that the crackdown has targeted their favorite Fashion piece

Every Cloud has a silver lining, every story a beginning and ending, and the news is no exception. That puts a wrap on today's news, Ripped from the headlines  of Reality, and made up and reported from bits and pieces from the darkest recesses of my wildest imagination. Until tomorrow may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Unwanted Third Party Lines