Friday Freebies

TGIF..It is Friday----celebrating the end of the Work week, with our eyes toward the Weekend. Portions of today have been eavesdropped on by the NSA, released in news format to Brian Williams, restructured and made up and reported as remembered.

Head transplant: man will be attached to new body in under an hour and aim is immortality, doctor says. The Dr is an Italian by the name of Sergio Canavero who has vowed to go to China is he is banned from doing it everywhere else, arguing that the transplant has ‘political meaning’ — and some on the internet claim it might all be a marketing stunt. Should the surgery become successful especially if it's a politician that he creates....



Donate today to Hillary and Bill Clinton: They Are Poor and need Your Millions.


54 Percent of the American people in a recent poll stated they though Hillary Clinton was untrustworthy as a Candidate for President of the United States. Only one percent dissented. Hillary. What difference does it make anyway?

There will be 9 million more new citizens by 2016 as the Department of Homeland Security will naturalize that many people. There will be more Dreamers than Boomers-and less  American Jobbers.

How to Delete 30,000 emails in minutes and Remain Totally Unfazed by Your Actions: A New Political Primer from Hillary Clinton

NSA is using new Computer Bombs to take care of nasty viruses

Today is Friday April 24th, 2015. We've already burned through 114 days and still have 251 days left in the year for the Government to spend our hard earned money. In 1800 on this date..Congress established the Library of Congress...So far Politics for Dummies is still checked out. In 1962, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology achieved the first satellite relay of a television signal, using NASA’s Echo 1 balloon satellite to bounce a video image from Camp Parks, California, to Westford, Massachusetts. (Rumor has it the staff really enjoyed that episode of Andy Griffith).
In 1970, the People’s Republic of China launched its first satellite, which kept transmitting a song, “The East Is Red.” (The Song was Banned from Top 40 Radio in China after that).

Happy Birthday to Shirley McLaine, reincarnated at 81...Movie Director Richard Donner blowing out 85 candles...Barbra Streisand is 73 today....And finally...Rock musician Doug Clifford (Creedence Clearwater Revival) is 70 (just got back from Illinois, lock the front oh boy, got to sit down on the chair on my porch, imagination flowin, listening to Buck Owens, do do do lookin' out my back door)

We are gonna be jogging with drones in the future to make us feel good...Drones no longer used for just killing people in air strikes, but now will also serve us up delivery Pizza and give us companionship on our morning jogs

MYTH BUSTING.....Exercise doesn't help lose weight
A team of British cardiologists have said it's time to "bust the myth" that regular exercise tackles obesity.The strongly-worded editorial in the British Journal of Sports Medicine, published in the May edition of the journal, says you can't outrun a bad diet and that although regular exercise reduces the risk of developing a number of health issues such as heart disease, dementia, some cancers and type 2 diabetes, it doesn't promote weight loss.Worldwide obesity has doubled since 1980, according to the World Health Organization, with 600 million people globally categorised as obese. In the UK obesity affects one in four adults,according to the NHS.

Apple will launch it's Smart Watch tomorrow April 25th...It will be more of a whisper than a bang, an unusual start for the company that may reflect early uncertainty about demand for Apple Inc boss Tim Cook's first new product.
The company has not revealed how many orders it has received in the run-up to the April 24 launch, a contrast to previous launches of iPhones and iPads. And Apple stores will not have any watches to sell on Friday, even though some luxury shops around the world will.

GO GO SLOW SLOW DOPE DOPE JUICE

Earlier this year, Dixie Elixirs & Edibles, perhaps Colorado’s best-known cannabis brand, took its THC-infused drinks off the market. It had no choice.

That's because a couple of weeks later, on February 1, new packaging regulations for recreational marijuana edibles went into effect in the state and the screw top aluminum bottles were no longer compliant.Peach Iced Tea: all the luscious flavor of a perfectly ripe peach briskly blended with iced tea and expertly extracted THC gives Dixie’s Peach Iced Tea the best of everything.
The new rules require that drinkable cannabis products come in childproof, resealable packaging. Dixie also had to come with a way to measure out a single dose, like the tiny plastic cup on a bottle of cough syrup. Meanwhile Hollywood Socialites are seeking a way to have the drinks become the latest Fashion craze for their Beverly Hills blow outs


MAN THIS IS SOME GOOD S***..I THINK IT HAS THAT PEACH TASTE..UMMM..BUFFY AND MUFFY, AND VICTORIA WILL LOVE THIS..OH AND WE MUST TELL OUR FRIENDS IN THE HAMPTONS.

Orwellian Truth Be Told: 

That Wraps up this Friday look at the news ripped from the headlines of reality, shredded into bits and pieces and fabricated for your Morning Coffee Klatch. Thank you for allowing me into your headlines. Until tomorrow or the next time, I can piece together more Nonsensical stuff taken from the darkest deepest recesses of my warped speed imagination, May your House be Safe from Lions, Tigers and Delivery Drones