Baltimore: Another Hurdle-then The Weekend

Here is the News, ripped from the headlines of reality, and pieced together, bit by bit by bit, and reported to us by a very unreliable source

We are hurdling over the midweek and headed straight for the finish line..Friday...stepping off into the Weekend. So you know what today is right? Hump Day!!!!.. and in Baltimore..If You Riot, They Won't Come... Due to the riots, the Baltimore Orioles will play a closed game at their stadium today against Chicago White Soxs. No Fans will be allowed, No rioters or Peanut boys in the Gallery tossing bags or bricks.

Those New Apple Wrist Watches may not be what you think? According to Apple, wrists tattoos affect the working of the wrist watch.
Tattooed wrists can prevent the Apple Watch's heart rate sensor from functioning properly, according to some customers.

Since the Apple (AAPL, Tech30) Watch uses your heart rate to determine whether you're wearing it, you might not be able to use Apple Pay, receive notifications, place calls, or use certain apps if you have tattoos on your wrists.
Some Apple Watch wearers on Reddit and Twitter complained about the tattoo issue, and Apple blog iMore confirmed that the problem exists.

Robotics : A New High Entertainment Commodity

Look for Robotic Pole Dancers to become a thing of the futureFor those Gentlemen club owners, this could be a big boost, as customers would not be playing touchy feely with the dancers-because Robotics would send out a 10,000 watt electrical charge dealing with any unruly advance. Question will be, where will you stuff the dollar bills?

More Hillary News...The Clinton Foundation released information the other day saying they made a mistake on their tax returns, and somehow mixed donors up with grants when they filed their returns. Now another glitch in the Clinton legacy...Clinton Foundation Failed to Disclose 1,100 Foreign Donations...





WH, DOJ, DHS...THE THREE AMIGOS

What do we Know about Politics?

Only one-in-three Americans knows how many women serve on the Supreme Court, but 91 percent can identify Martin Luther King Jr., 47 years after his assassination.

That’s according to the latest Pew Research Center News IQ survey released Tuesday, which tests how well the American public knows the world in words, maps and pictures. Further it was revealed that one out of three Thought Pinnochio looked alot like President Obama

Question and Answer Session:

What will President Obama be doing after he leaves the White House in Jan 2017? After turning over the keys to a new President, He will be packed and headed off someplace. Question is where? Speculation he will move to NY to teach at Columbia University..or he may start his own Moving Service called White House Movers..





Sticks and Stones will Break Your Bones, and Cops will Hurl those Too...
Baltimore PD officer observed lobbing a stone back at Protesters during Monday night rioting in Baltimore. The City Council apologized to the Rioters stating that the actions of the police were uncalled for. Later the City Council offered Baltimore Brick company a lucrative contract for bricks that could be used to pave city streets and for future rioting.


Speaking of Baltimore: I want to include this poem I wrote in reference to the stuff going on in that city.

Baltimore: Burning Sunset

Look at the streets, the nights on fire, burning tires

and heated hate

Look at the city, the winds of discontent blow

the tide of vengeance over flows

You be the batons, the riot shields and gas canister flashes

I'll be the ski masks

with Signs I can't breathe

and shouting mantras I won't yield

The sun is burning, the city is turning

into a storm of agitation

into a town of degradation

I am not dead, I am not dead

Avenge me

as the memory that lies resting in your head

Look at the skies, all on fire, 

the smoke of anger

fueled by hatred's desire

The lines in the street, drawn, 

the bricks being thrown

the cars being demolished

the faces

unknown

Come to the city

wear your ski mask and disguise

the mayor's given you a promise

of space to make your stand

and violence to make your demands

The city is burning, as the sun sets

in the west,

the police are waiting

for their chance to arrest

and Freddy is resting

in a grave 

where his memory is stomped on

Is this the battle you want to fight

in the name of a cause

you continue to drag on?

The city is burning, the city is burning

the city is burning

and the fires of brutality, hate and racism

continue to smolder.

That pretty much sums up today's news fluff and stuff, suited for your Wednesday morning Coffee Klatch. All stories again, ripped from reality news headlines, and circumvented for humor with a bit of reality----to make you think and laugh hopefully at the same time. Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more nonsensical weird stuff pulled from the darkest deepest recesses of my warped speed imagination, May your House be safe from Lions, Tigers, and Bricks