From the Water Cooler to your Internet...Good Thursday and if you are hanging out around the Water Cooler--good place to discuss all the news that's made up and approved by Brian Williams...Today is April 2nd,92nd day of 2015 with only 273 days left in the year. On this date in 1513 Ponce De Leon Discovered Florida which led to the ultimate Spring break vacation spot for millions of College Students---in 1792 Congress passed the Coinage Act authorizing the US Mint-and ever since we've been offered those Franklin Mint money sets
The Falkland Islands War occurred when Several thousand Argentine troops seized the island in the South Atlantic from Britain, and Britain took it back the following June
Yesterday the California coroners office said skeletal remains were found in the Hollywood hills above Los Angeles and they are looking into the remains. It is unknown how they got there, the gender, whether male or female. It is believed it could be the old dance partner of Vincent Price from the House on the Haunted Hill movie in the 60s
More Scientific futuristic breakthroughs:
BOTS TO IMMORTALIZE HUMANS...
People live on as machine after death...
Personalities downloaded to droid...Google is working on customisable robot personalities..they would learn everything about you and down load your personality into an Android type robot with interactive capability...The Google Robo-Pal utilizing facial recognition and speech---you can even pick the type of personality you wish to converse with...like Taylor Swift, or even the Big Guy in the White House
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| HI I AM BARAK, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BI PARTISAN POLITICS? WE ARE TURNING THE CORNER ON THE ECONOMY WITH NEW JOBS BEING CREATED ALL THE TIME, WAIT UP, I GOT THIS ONE, I AM PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND ITS MY PLATFORM TO TALK, YOU DID NOT BUILD ME, MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT THAT, I KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN, AND ITS THE FIRST TIME I HEARD ABOUT ANY EMAILS FROM HILLARY, OH BY THE WAY, MICHELLE IS CUTE, BUT I HATE HER NEW SCHOOL LUNCHES, CUTS OUT MY BURGERS AND FRIES AND BEER.
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NEW BORDER PATROL DUTIES BEING ADDED IN ADDITION TO AMNESTY
Hooking up with Harry Reid?
A brothel that benefited from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s (D-Nev.) support of the state’s legalized prostitution industry has offered to throw his retirement party.
The open letter from Sheri’s Ranch in Pahrump congratulates Reid on a “long and successful political career” and says they are “sorry to hear that the Silver State’s most tenacious public servant will not seek reelection in 2016, and your plan to retire from politics.” “Your work over the years has positively affected the lives of the legal prostitutes of Sheri’s Ranch. You were a strong force in pushing Obamacare and passing the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. This law now provides Nevada’s legal prostitutes (each of them an independent contractor who must acquire their own health insurance) the right to health care. Despite the fact that legal sex workers in Nevada practice only safe sex and must be tested regularly for STD’s and HIV, health insurance was something that licensed working girls were often denied due to the reputation of unlawful prostitution. Thank you for making it illegal for insurance companies to deny Nevada’s legal hookers the right to health care,” the letter continues.
Ever notice the injury to Harry Reid's eye? His left eye was injured at one time, then his right eye, but oddly enough, when Reid's left eye was injured so was John Kerry's...report is the two got into a scuffle over What Pancake syrup goes best with waffles at the International White House of Pancakes breakfast
Reid is retiring soon but will be in a remake of a Clint Eastwood Classic
Nevada continues in the news..remember Cliven Bundy the rancher with the Bureau of Land Management issue with his cattle..here is Government Logic for you
Nevada continues in the news..remember Cliven Bundy the rancher with the Bureau of Land Management issue with his cattle..here is Government Logic for you
You would think that the Colorado Rocky Mountain high with their recent recreational marijuana use would be a state that has a high drug incidence, not so.....remember the first lyrics of John Denver's song...
it goes like this (as revised) Almost Doped out, West Virginia, mellowed yellow and Shenandoah river,,,,latest report is that West Virginians are most likely to report near-daily use of drugs or medications that alter their mood or help them relax, followed by residents of Rhode Island. Southern states make up six of the top 10 highest drug use states, while Alaskans, Wyomingites and Californians are least likely to say they use such drugs almost every day.
Meanwhile West Virginia will hold its annual Uh Oh Here Comes Lance Armstrong Strung Out Bike Race next week
HillaryGate continues......The State Department says it can find only four emails sent between former Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and her staff concerning drone strikes and certain U.S. surveillance programs, and those notes have little to do with either subject. The emails she did turn over included requests for a phone number, asking to place a call in one, seeks advice on how to condemn information leaks, and there is one about decorations...
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| OH LOOK, A DELETE BUTTON... OOPS, I DELETED THOSE EMAILS, OH WELL, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ANYWAY? PROBLEM WEREN'T VERY IMPORTANT.
That wraps up the incredibly made up useless news you can't use but Hillary will delete it anyway..thanks for letting me into your headlines, until tomorrow or the next time I can dig up more skeletal reports from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination, may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears, and once in a life time Franklin minted $100 bills
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