It's Unofficial- The Sunday News Crunch- Stories Easy to Digest And Delete

Welcome to Sunday April 5th, it is Easter Sunday and this is day number 95 with 270 days left to use up all those Easter Eggs that you are hiding today. Did you know, there are alot of ways to fix Easter eggs or recycle them for use? Sure, Egg Salad, Egg Sandwiches, Eggs Benedict Obama (White House Favorite), and of course dress them up for Congress just the way the guys and gals love them--as Deviled Eggs...the IRS loves them by taking the Deviled and respelling it to Levied Eggs!!!The White House has for a long time been popular with the Kids and their Easter Egg hunts....here's the Hunt from the Past and what today's hunt looks like

Looking at some History from this date in 1965...My Fair Lady won big at the Academy Awards picking up Best Picture award and Best Actor Award for Rex Harrison. Julie Andrews wins Best Actress for Mary Poppins- in her speech she gave praise for the Choreographer Poppin Fresh then went on to explainFive years ago, the Duke Blue Devils defeated the Butler Bulldogs 61-59, capturing a fourth NCAA men's basketball title. The Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame announced inductees that included NBA stars Karl Malone, Scottie Pippen, Dennis Johnson and Gus Johnson.  

Blowing out Birthday Candles today...Tommy Cash, the brother of Johnny Cash, he turns 75- Allen Clark of the Hollies is 73, and that is a lot of Candles for the guy to blow, so for his birthday wish -a tank of oxygen (For the Air that I breathe)
Scientists are hard at work on trying to defy death with Technology, creating solutions that will keep us Alive forever---but still have to pay taxes. Yep you can't escape that reality

ANOTHER NEWS WRINKLE?

Judge orders Mark Zuckerberg to turn over all emails related to man who claimed majority ownership in Face book..

.Face book has two days to release all emails to a defense lawyer whose client has fled from criminal charges that he falsely claimed a majority ownership in the social media giant.

The documents requested include details relating to a contract with Paul Ceglia during an 18-month stretch beginning in 2003. That might be ideal if he hadn't employed Hillary in the back office as their Official Face Book Email Censor.

By the way would you like to see a couple of the earlier Hillary photos  -circa 1979circa college days

and the Opinion poll, a majority of West Virginians are happy if Hillary Makes President, based on a representative statement from West Virginian  Billy Bob Jim Bo Slim Whitman....he registered the official confidence of the state in these words and this press release photo

How Safe do We Feel About our Borders and our Protection? Checking in on the latest from the Department of Homeland Security, this news headline : 'Homeland Security' Stockpiling 'Less Lethal Specialty Munitions'...Ever wonder what Dennis Rodman looked like in College? Actually Rodman went through a Ru Paul phase at one timeNot very pretty-but Kim Jong Un thinks he's cute and cuddlyI promise to make you happy with all the Nuclear missile action you require.

and remember little Spud Webb? His college days was played out in a traveling carnival---it was Captain Halo's World of Colossal Exhibits and Exhibitionists

HEY MAN, STOP CROWDING ME, BEFORE I SLAM DUNK YOU PUNK!!! GET OUTTA MY WAY I CAN'T SEE THE LANE, OR THE DAMNED BASKET!!!!

President Obama in a scene from the Wizard of Oz revamped for Political Advertising

That wraps up this Edition of Useless News You Can't Use, but it's fun to read and delete anyway. Today's news is brought to you by the new coffee creamer called Cremate. For that just burned coffee Taste, Cremate it. And remember, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, to filter the grounds , you must use Cremate....

Until tomorrow or the next time I can pull more fluff and stuff from the darkest recesses of my wildest imagination may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and Door to Door Cake Salesmen or Women