Green Eggs and Spam and Other Breakfast News Spoilers

It's Sunday..that in itself isn't news...but this news is ripped off from the real stuff that is reported and pieced together by enquiring minds who thought you might like to have your news fluffed up for your coffee klatch.

Is this the Change You Wanted America?  President Obama ran in 2008 under the platform of Change..and a lot has changed since his almost 7 years in the Oval Office..Obamacare health reform was passed, The government shut down once or twice, He Killed Osama Bin laden, and now he is announcing the reformation of a new political party...The TransFormation Party...with Political scientist cloning genes from Democratic and Republican Party Members to make one Party that will be called TransFormation...this is the Result..

now you can turn to reliable TV Guide Viewing for updated movies and what will be showing on the channel. It's C-SPAN, The Movie Guide Channel.

The Political channel is now giving TV Guide a run for its money and will also compete with Netflix and movie downloads, by offering channels with Political movies-and a guide to what will be showing when.

First Press 1 for English on your TV menu settings-dial in C-Span, Wait 30 seconds, re-dial 1 for English again, wait two minutes...and you will see what will be showing in English streaming across the screen.

Offerings this weekend:

 CSPAN Movie Classics Channel 222#--White Water-What Difference Does It Make If We Ride the Tide of Scandals Or not-A Political thriller starring Bill and Hillary Clinton as two prominent political up and comers who have it all and move into the White House and ride the gamut of intrigue, sex, and political Scandal.

 News Alert!! Mexico has just announced it has run out of mules---In a related development, the Republican Party has just tabled a new measure before Congress to deport all Democrats to Mexico in their Free Mule Amnesty Program.

Food for Thought: Michelle Obama's school lunches leave a lot to be desired. According to reports, typical lunches cost $2.40 for the kids, with very minimum portions and kids are leaving school hungry. Most kids are refusing to eat the meal. The program is supposed to be supporting healthy foods with nutrition considered to be the main objective in fighting obesity.

 The first lady of course doesn't follow course. 

The Student Government Association was promoting a Straight Pride week at Youngstown Ohio University, but the posters contained some coarse language and had to be removed. Here is what the posters originally looked like

to the revised poster....

From What's Happening inside The White House Correspondents Dinner to what's Happening on the Streets of Baltimore:

SEE, IF I WERE ON THE STREETS IN BALTIMORE, I'D DISPLAY THIS NIFTY LASER SABER AND DISPENSE SOME MEAN ASS SAUL ALINSKY STREET JUSTICE, BUT AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MY MAIN CONCERN IS MY SAFETY, AND THIS CORRESPONDENTS DINNER, AND I HAVE THIS SABER TO DISPENSE JOKES.

Secret Service Sketch of an impostor and intruder in the White House..Which One is Really Joe Biden?

THE PROUD, THE FEW, THE BABY WHITE HOUSE FENCE JUMPERS

The Secret Service has just released pictures of a private fence jumping training camp for toddlers, teaching them how to scale impregnable fortress walls and fences

Portions of Today have been Ad libbed from Sequences from President Obama's Teleprompterand wait till  you see what he does at White House Karaoke Nights!

AND THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE:

President Obama has just admitted that he is very dependent on a Teleprompter for every day life

That puts a wrap on this news edition today, of filter headlines, pieced together from fabricated bits of news information by our string reporter Brian Williams, who by the way, swears

until tomorrow or the next time I can pull more headlines from the darkest deepest recesses of my warped speed imagination, May Your House be Safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears, and  Instructional Impromptu Teleprompter Readers