Monday, April 13, 2015

Monday Newsweek Do Over

Welcome Back to the start of a new week- Monday---with Do Over News, just in case you missed the stuff that was done over the weekend-Congress passing out their do over buttons- Congressman kindly collect them at the Bathroom door

This way to Hillary in the White House. The Millionaire politician sent emails out to donors saying she was running for the White House and from the Law....Seriously, I think she may have some public image issues--and her campaign had big typo in her Candidacy announcement-
Clinton's press office left an embarrassing typo in its press announcement, saying that she had 'fought children and families all her career'

Official campaign website is full of biographical material but includes no policy statements or issue platforms

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The Political Wanted to Be's....Looking at who might have been President and VP at one time, but have fallen by the Way side...Whatever happened to?  Mitt Romney with his fired up Running Mate Paul Ryan?John McCain with Sarah Half Baked Alaskan Palin?and one of the most formidable Presidents of all Time I Killed Osama Bin Laden Barack Obama and his Hands on VP Joe BidenThere you have it, our Hall of Fame Want to Be's with those that currently are.
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Hillary did release her Party Hearty I'm Running for President Video on You tube -Here's the clipUPTOWN FUNK DON'T GIVE IT TO YA, SATURDAY NIGHT WE IN THE FIGHT, DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH!!!!!
Hillary Running for President could have some stuff haunting her likeand it's been deleted. 


The Secret Service scrambled this afternoon at an unidentified 4-year-old managed to climb under a White House fence.

"4 year old child climbed under temporary bike rack along PA Ave. Child was fine and was safely reunited with parents," Secret Service spokesman Brian Leary told the White House pool reporter.

An earlier pool report detailed the scramble:

"Pool loaded the vans at 12:38 pm and motorcade is rolling at 12:51 pm to an undisclosed location.

"As the pool was initially gathering at the north doors of the Palm Room, security agents suddenly rushed to the north lawn with their weapons drawn and pool was told to get back inside. It turned out to be a non-incident, in which an individual jumped over the small bike fence outside the White House gate. After a few moments, pool was able to gather again. Your pooler has reached out to Secret Service for more details."

Then came the update: "Update on brief security scramble at the White House prior to departure: It was just a child."

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Jason Spieth a 21 year old has won the US Masters, beating out Rory McIlroy (who could have won a grand slam - a 4th Masters). Tiger Woods, injured his hand on the course, when he used his golf club to beat a tree root to death.

Tax Day burdens many same sex married couples--the US recognizes gay marriages, but 13 states do not issue marriage licenses. This will be brought up before the Supreme Court for a ruling-however on Tax day filing Same Sex Tax Returns can be a big Headache
Straight couples simply copy numbers from one form to another. But that doesn't work for same-sex couples reporting combined incomes, deductions and exemptions on their federal tax returns. These couples must untangle their finances on their state returns, where they are still considered single.

Meanwhile a Famous Marriage Merger has been announced between two big Burger Giants
Image result for weird married tax couple images

French Spiderman made news again --after climbing the Deadly Dubai towers, he was photographed climbing a Scenic French sign in the Alps
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Weird Wedding Announcements...Is it True about Boy George?Well, almost...The Female Bouy becomes a George. (Trans Union Marriage)...For the Happy Porn Couple who will be tying the knot...And What God has Joined together, let no Laundry Soap put asunder....

Finally the Hillary Video no one has seen yet, leading up to potential announcement of running for President and her feelings about a question she was asked in the videoThat wraps up this Monday Do over edition of Useless news you can't use, but its fun to read and Delete anyway. Remember Hillary Clinton's Credo for President in 2016....Reading is Fundamental and So Is Deleting. Until tomorrow or the next time I can piece together more news ripped from the Headlines of Reality and Made up According to Brian Williams, may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears and weird Katy Perry Karaoke Singers

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