Friday, May 1, 2015

Head for the Hillary- Presidential Aspirations and Other Exasperations..The News for Your Friday Coffee Klatch

TGIF..it is Friday...as we step off into the Weekend. Latest Itinerary for Hillary Clinton..Get up, Get dressed..Delete Emails..and of course this NewsThey've all been Deleted!!!!! Welcome to the starting point of the Weekend..News has it that Hillary Clinton, will be appearing in a new sitcom
Look for it on the C-SPAN channel playing on your TV....Well today is May first..May Day...and in our history..this is the  121st day of 2015. There are 244 days left in the year to ciphon off more HillMails. Portions of today by the way have been emailed to your inbox..Delete at your own convenience. What difference does it make anyway?

TODAY IN HISTORY...On May 1, 1915, during World War I, a German submarine torpoedoed and severely damaged the SS Gulflight, an American tanker near Britain's Scilly Isles, even though the United States was still neutral in the conflict; the incident occurred the same day that the RMS Lusitania set sail from New York, headed for Liverpool, England (it was torpedoed and sunk by Germany off the coast of Ireland six days later)

In 1945, a day after Adolf Hitler took his own life, Admiral Karl Doenitz effectively became sole leader of the Third Reich with the suicide of Hitler's propaganda minister, Josef Goebbels.

In 1963, James W. Whittaker became the first American to conquer Mount Everest as he and Sherpa guide Nawang Gombu reached the summit. People are still climbing the summit...and along the way..there are plenty of trail markers.

 

Country singer Sonny James is 86. Singer Judy Collins is 76. Actor Stephen Macht is 73. Singer Rita Coolidge is 70. Pop singer Nick Fortuna (The Buckinghams) is 69. Actor-director Douglas Barr is 66. Actor Dann Florek is 64. Singer-songwriter Ray Parker Jr. is 61. Actor Byron Stewart is 59. Hall of Fame jockey Steve Cauthen is 55.

Colorado Mc Donalds certainly wanting to capitalize on its burger business is expanding with new Signage and menu itemsThey'll be offering MJ Mc Pot Pie and Mc Hash Browns in a to go Baggie.  Mc Donalds...new slogan..I'm Smokin It..

New Medical report. Surgeon General has determined cigarette smoking is hazardous to your health. Now that E-Cigarettes are popular..they said that E-Cigarettes are hazardous to your health. And a group of Non 4/20 unfriendlies say that Smoking Pot is bad for your health. 
RIP...sad news note..Drifters lead Singer Ben E King, with the smooth Baritone voice and the big hit Stand by Me, has died. He passed away yesterday at the age of 76. and in tribute to Ben E King...here is John Lennon's rendition of Ben's  Stand by Me

With Oprah Winfrey leading the way in ending daytime TV talk, the Daytime TV Talk show as we know it formatically, is just about a thing of the past..Meredith Veira is having problems with her show as it struggles for ratings...The View has no real viable views just Whoopi and her Ranting and Raving and former co host Baba Walters retired

SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH???? 

Researchers say it may be possible to slow and even reverse aging by keeping DNA more stably packed together in our cells

Announcing Has Been Brothers new DNA Building Blocks...

Tiger gets loose at Oklahoma City Zoo...

That wraps up today's look at the news, ripped from the headlines of reality, and totally fabricated from bits and pieces of humor pulled from the darkest deepest recesses of my warped speed imagination. Until tomorrow or the next time I can put together more news for your Coffee Klatch, May your House be Safe from Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Baltimore Police Taxi Rides


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