Tied Into Tuesday News

Here it is Tuesday May 12, 2015..with all the news ripped from the headlines of reality and reinvented to make it sound so much better. Our thanks to Senior Unemployed correspondent Brian Williams for his input in cutting and pasting and remembering the news as he saw it..This is the 132nd day of 2015 with 233 days left in the year for Hillary Clinton to answer questions about her Clinton Foundation donors and other news stuff--like Email..Did you know it's been 20 days since she has talked with the press? Wonder why that is?

 The latest news is the findings that she paid women less than men..she paid them 72 cents for each dollar paid to men, and somehow, her supporters are shocked? Why? I would put to you this question...

A new study is out that says when politicians talk nicely about helping people, their public approval rises. when they don't it dips...pretty standard fare. The indications are that we as people love to hear our politicians talking nicely

And the secret password to America is: Asylum..that is the password being used for illegal immigrants to gain entry into the US.

Almost anyone at all can call themselves an asylum seeker and get in. It’s a global joke," said Kenneth Palinkas, president of the National Citizenship and Immigration Services Council. “It’s not border security if anyone can recite the magic words and get waved right on in.”Under current policy, aliens caught crossing the border illegally can claim asylum, and with it receive authorization to work in the United States. After that you get the fringe benefits, work permit, social security card, food stamps, Obama Phone and Hillary Email service.

On the birthday calendar:  Baseball Hall-of-Famer Yogi Berra is 90. Composer Burt Bacharach is 87, Singer Billy Swan (I Can Help) is 73, Steve Windwood, of Traffic, blowing out 67 candles, Actor Gabriel Byrne is 65, Billy Squier is 65 (The Stroke, My Kind of Lover),

 .Actor Emilio Estevez blowing out 53 Candles (one of the Brat Packers), Actress/Singer Vanessa Williams is 52, Actor Stephen Baldwin (of Baldwin brothers fame) is 49--ever notice the resemblance to Barney Rubble?

Actor Sullivan Sweeten (one of the twin boy on Everybody Loves Raymond is 20 today. His brother Sawyer Sweeten committed suicide recently).


It's The Big One Elizabeth, I'm coming home honey, give me 10 seconds

True Event..I got an email that said 10 Second Tip on How to Prevent Heart Attacks, I opened the email and read a long email talking about 10 second tip on how to prevent heart attacks---charge card

Don Imus the High Broadcast Drifter...Imus is leaving Fox Business News and will be replaced by Maria Bartiromo...and heading off for a new venture (yet Unknown what the IMan will be doing).  At one point he did quite a bit of broadcasting on MSNBC with Imus in the Morning. And old letters recently turned up from DC during the Clinton Administration shows a reply for an invitation to appear on a broadcast of Imus in the morning in DC..

President Obama has some rats to kill...No he already killed Osama Bin Laden, supposedly...And exit stage left. What is the true story about the Osama Bin Laden Raid? Enquiring minds want to know!!!! Allegedly Pakistan knew about the raid before it occurred---that is one of the allegations being made- the other is that Brian Williams was there in the Helicopter that landed and went in with microphone and questions blazing

This weekend Bill O'Reilly and Brian Williams will be in a Tall Tale Spin off to see who can spin the biggest lies And Michelle Obama chimed in!! I'm Just a Frustrated Black Woman who is the First Lady in Charge of Nutrition in the White House and I am Hungry as HellThat is a wrap on your Tuesday news for the morning coffee klatch and gossip session. Thanks for letting me into your headlines, until tomorrow or the next time I can pull more inflated stuff out of the wildest weirdest darkest recesses of my imagination May your House be safe from Lions, Tigers and a Third Bush in the White House