and grab the first pages of what is hoped to be a fun filled edition of useless news you can't use..ripped from the headlines of reality and made up for entertainment purposes and more easily digestible for your morning Coffee Klatch. Counting down the days left in 2015...today is May 14, the 134th day left in the year with only 231 days left in the year and even less when you count to Christmas--which leaves us 224 days--just enough time to start getting those holiday emails out
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Big stuff that happened years ago in Today's History of Yellow Pages outlook: The small pox vaccine was administered in 1796 by Physician Dr Edward Jenner to an 8 year old boy using cowpox matter---In 1948, according to the current-era calendar, the independent state of Israel was proclaimed in Tel Aviv.
In 1961, Freedom Riders were attacked by violent mobs in Anniston and Birmingham, Alabama.
In 1973, the United States launched Skylab 1, its first manned space station. (Skylab 1 remained in orbit for six years before burning up during re-entry in 1979.) The National Right to Life Committee was incorporated.
And Seinfield ended it's run on this date on NBC after airing for 9 years...
Billionaire founder of Oracle Larry Ellison will host a fund raiser June 9th for Sen Rubio's campaign. Invitations by email only.
Speaking of Email, notice the similarity of mail from many years ago, as far as trashing goes? You have Magoo Mails
and Hillary Email Deletion methods
From the White House..this news...a top member of President Obama's Secret service detail is retiring amid reports of the Drunk driving incident involving secret agents drunk on duty driving by a suspicious package that was termed to be a bomb threat potential incident. This happened in March, and the senior agent Marc Connolly has tendered his resignation. Connolly was one of the agents apparently drunk on duty the night in question. Meanwhile other Secret Service detail questions arise..with a recent photo of the President on the Run with Secret service to a McDonalds for Breakfast
HURRY UP BOYS, I GOTTA A DATE WITH AN EGG MC MUFFIN AND A MC CAFE
One year ago on this date in history...Canadian-born U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz officially renounced his birth country's citizenship amid speculation he could make a run at the White House in 2016. Funny, I thought he was born the son of a Cuban immigrant from Miami
DHS Fails To Keep Track Of Number Of Illegals Allowed To Stay In U.S.--
Craig's list has people selling Bluebell Ice cream. How does this work for ads? Looking for a Gallon of Blue Bell Listeria? Wanted one Gallon Frozen Poison.
Mariah Carey has settled into Las Vegas, and is holding concerts...cancelled her Wednesday “#1 To Infinity” show in Las Vegas, one week into her residency at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace. The singer has been struck with bronchitis after performing just three times. The cancellation was very last-minute, and ticket-holders only found out when they arrived at the theater, where a sign read, “Tonight’s performance has been cancelled and will not be rescheduled.”
My Bra holds my money, my chest holds my Bronchitis.
The City of San Francisco, the Sixties big Attraction Haight Ashbury is getting attention again. This time, a Mc Donald's on Haight Ashbury is being put on notice by the city to clean up its acts. Drug sales are occurring at the restaurant, plus other types of illegal activities. First of all the revamped menu has got to go..Hash Burgers with French Fried Thai Sticks, and Mc Munchies Meals..no wonder they are having problems. Also police are looking for an Angry Ronald Mc Donald clown who apparently is dissatisfied with his pay check and has been accosting customers
Jeb Bush is having a tough time peddling his Iraq Question around the Presidential ring. Asked several times over the last few days by reporters if he would have supported the Iraq War..he said Yes I do, or I don't Know. Let me ask my Brother George or see What Daddy would have said. Hell Maybe Mom knew something about WMDS. I know she made the best damned cookies in the world. and then there is the Mexico Question..
New York Police have shot and wounded a 32 year old man, accused of several claw hammer attacks in New York City. The individual David Baril, attacked a police officer with a claw hammer and struck her several times, causing injuries, when another police officer shot and wounded him. Baril is in custody. STOP...It's Hammer Time!!!!
Finally this news has been a service of Republicans R Us..The Party of Changing Opinions With The Rolling Tide of Need and Popularity
That puts a wrap on the news as edited by Spin Doctor Brian Williams who was there and if he wasn't, he made it up. Until tomorrow or the next time I can spin more fluff and stuff grabbed from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination, may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers and A Third Bush in the
White House
Mariah Carey has settled into Las Vegas, and is holding concerts...cancelled her Wednesday “#1 To Infinity” show in Las Vegas, one week into her residency at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace. The singer has been struck with bronchitis after performing just three times. The cancellation was very last-minute, and ticket-holders only found out when they arrived at the theater, where a sign read, “Tonight’s performance has been cancelled and will not be rescheduled.”
My Bra holds my money, my chest holds my Bronchitis.
The City of San Francisco, the Sixties big Attraction Haight Ashbury is getting attention again. This time, a Mc Donald's on Haight Ashbury is being put on notice by the city to clean up its acts. Drug sales are occurring at the restaurant, plus other types of illegal activities. First of all the revamped menu has got to go..Hash Burgers with French Fried Thai Sticks, and Mc Munchies Meals..no wonder they are having problems. Also police are looking for an Angry Ronald Mc Donald clown who apparently is dissatisfied with his pay check and has been accosting customers
Jeb Bush is having a tough time peddling his Iraq Question around the Presidential ring. Asked several times over the last few days by reporters if he would have supported the Iraq War..he said Yes I do, or I don't Know. Let me ask my Brother George or see What Daddy would have said. Hell Maybe Mom knew something about WMDS. I know she made the best damned cookies in the world. and then there is the Mexico Question..New York Police have shot and wounded a 32 year old man, accused of several claw hammer attacks in New York City. The individual David Baril, attacked a police officer with a claw hammer and struck her several times, causing injuries, when another police officer shot and wounded him. Baril is in custody. STOP...It's Hammer Time!!!!
Finally this news has been a service of Republicans R Us..The Party of Changing Opinions With The Rolling Tide of Need and PopularityThat puts a wrap on the news as edited by Spin Doctor Brian Williams who was there and if he wasn't, he made it up. Until tomorrow or the next time I can spin more fluff and stuff grabbed from the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination, may your house be safe from Lions, Tigers and A Third Bush in theWhite House
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