Slipping into Saturday News Mode

It's Saturday...even in TorontoWelcome to the Weekend as we Slip into the news headlines, pulled directly from the never ending events of real life, and pieced together and remembered by Brian Williams, who while unemployed, still claims

A new medical journal touches base on the effects of swaddling for newborns. Pros..it helps them sleep and reduces stress and anxiety of the parent plus gives the baby a real feel back in the womb feeling..Of course the down side, it makes Congressional folks cranky if they get caught up in their swaddling cloths during Congressional recess nap time..

Deflate Gate..another investigation that will hold the attention of news hounds everywhere. Did Tom Brady know it was occurring, did he have any idea, what was his involvement. I am sure Enquiring minds want to know..Latest news is that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is announcing next week a suspension for the Three Time MVP, which will make him the highest profile player facing a suspension. The amount of time Brady will be suspended is unknown at this point, but it is known to be significant. Meanwhile NFL has awarded another trophy to Brady and the Patriots

 Today is May 9, 2015, the 129th day of the year with 236 days left on the calendar. Mother's Day is tomorrow..Don't forget to call mom, take her out to dinner, buy her flowers..Remind her how kind, gentle and sweet she is and what a wonderful mother she is. Remember Beaver's mom in Airplane, how wonderful she was?

Here are some history highlights from years and years ago on the calendar..for May 9..In 1754, a political cartoon in Benjamin Franklin's Pennsylvania Gazette depicted a snake cut into eight pieces, each section representing a part of the American colonies; the caption read, "JOIN, or DIE."

In 1914, President Woodrow Wilson, acting on a joint congressional resolution, signed a proclamation designating the second Sunday in May as Mother's Day.

In 1961, in a speech to the National Association of Broadcasters, Federal Communications Commission Chairman Newton N. Minow decried the majority of television programming as a "vast wasteland."

In 1974, the House Judiciary Committee opened public hearings on whether to recommend the impeachment of President Richard Nixon. (The committee ended up adopting three articles of impeachment against the president, who resigned before the full House took up any of them.)

President Barack Obama plans to launch a military operation this summer that will see the special forces which killed Osama bin Laden team up with Walmart to take over Texas. Just one of the many conspiracy theories, allegedly of Jaded Helm 15 which is set to focus on Texas because of it's "hostility" toward Obama policies such as Amnesty, Obama Care, 2nd Rights Gun ownership, and other stupid stuff he has been doing in office since 2008.

Walmart just released its new Photo ad campaign

The White house is no stranger to Conspiracy, the alleged Jaded Helm 15 conspiracy more or less given some credence from Texas Governor Gregg Abbott who said Texans need to know their safety and of course, his Press Secretary reiterated that in a special press release this past week

In a real live twist, a woman had twins, by two different men. The man that was seeking to find out in a paternity suit who the father was of the twins because he was being sought for child support, will only have to pay for one child. As he is the father of one of the Twins.. This occurred in New Jersey...the other father looks amazingly like this guy

Hey my boy is a handful like a Subway Sammich.

China has a new amusement park, with a ride that allows tourists to experience a real life death cremation experience. Riders settle down into coffins, then hot air and lights are used to simulate the flames. When the ride is finished, many of the tourists come out pouring with sweat, and swear they are never returning to the theme park. Other Attractions Chris Christie Devour Me Whole Ride
then there is the Blood Pondand finally the dreaded Chinese Munchkin Kingdom where knights and damsels follow the Red Brick Road slaying dragons and anyone who hails from KansasHonolulu is adding to its sit-lie ban ordinance..by a 7-2 vote, the City Council has extended areas where it does not want people sitting or lying on the sidewalks...It's already banned sidewalks in Chinatown, Waikiki and other areas to prevent homeless from camping out. The ban includes commercial businesses, and other places that are frowned upon.Add a new technology to the list..The Wallet drone, yes only 1.57 by 1.57 inches,  the Wallet Drone is a cheap hobby gizmo that could be fun to fly around, plus it's small enough to be pocketable so you can take it to the park without needing to carry any extra gear. Like most micro-quadcopters, the Wallet Drone doesn't have a camera, so if you're looking for aerial photos, you should probably look elsewhere. However the Wallet drone will help you locate your wallet and money and loose changeAnd last but not least..the True Immigration story in just a Picture to kind of give you an Idea of what it's like on both sides of the BorderThat puts a wrap on today's news headlines...again my thanks to Co writer and Resident News Recall Expert Brian Williams who constantly was on Gossip Alert providing first on the scene material to draw from to include in the made up news...until tomorrow or the next time I can pull more stuff from the weirdest wildest imagination of Brian Williams

May your house always be Safe from All kinds of Undomesticated Animals, including Democrats and  SnoopLions 

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