Sunday, May 10, 2015

Sunday News Klatch and Coffee Gossip

It's Sunday May 10th...the 130th day of 2015 with 235 days left for Congress to Get to Work...Today is Mother's Day...Happy Mom's day to all of you ladies who bore the brunt of child birth and have put up with kids until you kicked them out of the nest. If you still have kids at home..this might interest you..It is also National Clean up your Room Day..Also known as every child's least favorite day of the year, right behind Eat Your Brussels Sprouts Day and Do Your Homework Week. For the adults, this is a seasonal invitation to finally tackle that whole spring-cleaning thing—and torture your kids just a little.

Some history highlights on this date years and years ago...In 1924, J. Edgar Hoover was named acting director of the Bureau of Investigation (later known as the Federal Bureau of Investigation, or FBI). Rumor had it he and Ethel Mertz were one and the same peopleLet you be the judge. and this last history highlight from the yellowed pages of time.. Five years ago.... President Barack Obama introduced Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan, billing her as a unifying force for a fractured court.Happy Birthday to singer Donovan...the Hurdy Gurdy man is blowing out 69 candles on his cake..Also celebrating..Graham Gouldman of 10cc is 69...Dave Mason of Traffic is 69...Bono of U2 is 55 today...and Actor Kenan Thompson is blowing out 37 candles---and eating 37 Cupcakes as part of his birthday celebration..Hey Hey Hey...

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News Notes: From medical study...Porn and video game addiction leading to 'masculinity crisis'...

Defense News..   Armed drones seen as dogfight-ready...                              .

They Walk Naked on the Sidewalks in Sacramento Don't They?  The New City Ordinance opens a loop hole for nudists, who are allowed on beaches without clothing, but cannot walk in public parks, but if they step on to the city sidewalks...they won't be subject to arrest.

The culprit is section 9.04.060 of the Sacramento city code. It outlaws nudity in public parks, playgrounds and beaches, but it leaves out streets and sidewalks.

Under that law, a nude person would be violating the law if they were in Cesar Chavez Park, but technically they wouldn’t be if they stepped onto the sidewalk.
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Mother's Day Kiss Off????

New England Bargain Deflated Footballs up for grabs....get one today before sales are suspended!

Hillary Clinton Question and Answer period involved following subjects on BenghaziFormer Sec of State was quizzed on Clinton Foundation donorsThe former Sec of State was asked what her platform was in running for President

SCIENCE FAIR?

Now Showing on Russian TV..PARKING TANK WARS....

WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ONE'S GOT TOO MUCH AIR..I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, THE PSI SHOULD BE -05PSI..THIS ONE IS -22PSI...GOTTA GET IT RIGHT BOYS, HOW DO YOU THINK WE CAN BEAT THE COLTS/

MC DONALD'S MOVIE...THE RETURN OF THE HAMBURGLAR..Starring Johnny Depp  as the Hamburglar...Tommy Lee Jones as Sheriff Dense and Jeff Probst as Jeff Probst covering the crimes of the Hamburglar in this new CineFastfoodmatic MovieThat wraps up this Mother's day news look from the ripped out pages of reality---pieced together by cutting and pasting funny stuff and made up stuff in accordance with our Senior News correspondent Brian I Was There and Let Me Remember How it Was Williams, and culled from also the deepest darkest recesses of my warped speed imagination. Until tomorrow or the next time ...May your House be Safe from poor Captain Hook movie Remakes...

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